What the fuck is with all this fake news?! I mean, Alpha wasn't murdered, but when Pwned_Bitch wrote an article, it said otherwise. How does that even work?! When did stabbing someone until they die get to be defined as murder?!

Subject	Author	Replies
Shit my nephew says...	s0x	1
Haruhi Suzumiya is a guido with a fake tan	Tiger Jesus	4
Oh my god, fuck off already!	Alpha	4
A really cute kitten [+5]	Fleshbag	7
Somebody I Used To Know Parody	SassyGirl05	3
I should be packing...	s0x	2
That's what you get for being soft and adorable...	Alpha	4
Whenever it rains hard	Celluloid	4
Josh Hamilton	.....a.x.l.e_2......	1
lol'd so hard (baseball joke)	.....a.x.l.e_2......	6
feel so bad.	!monster_venom!	4
Shopping spree.	SassyGirl05	7
I finally read The Hunger Games plus spoilers	desensitized	22
The date went well.	.....a.x.l.e_2......	9
My history teacher is a bitch	.....a.x.l.e_2......	5
Runescape	TA storage	5
THIS IS MADNESS	liopleurodon83	2
Doctor Who scarf progress	bruised! ._.	19
Please tell me this isn't real (nsfw)	.....a.x.l.e_2......	10
My plane survival plan	Fleshbag	2
Ha, Batman logic.	Alpha	None!
TV show towns...	s0x	4
i'm back	liopleurodon83	1
Oh Digimon...	Alpha	4
Date last night <3	totallydramatic.	5
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