I am a quite kindly and benevolent god, after all. - CJ

I threatened the weather. I was outside, and it was cold, and I looked up at the sky and shouting 'Stop snowing or I'll kill you!'

A half an hour later it stopped snowing. =O I bet it's afraid of me. - Draega

I just spit out a piece of clam shell from my chowder.

What bothers me, is that it isn't even clam chowder. - Kyatsura

I had a Leif sighting the other day. Imagine looking into the mirror and seeing Leif in the shadows, holding a knife. Quite scary. - Eurleif

...some foreboding figure that looked like a fat mummy was waddling slowly around the corner in a Pope hat. - Steel Snow

The CJ plushie... ...
Can switch a pet's gender.... o_o...

.... O___o

I'd really like to see how that works.
What, just.. Rub? XP - kyatsura

The Uzbek word for mute/speechless is/link]

"lol."

It's the truth, god's my witness. - bitchin"

Do you pick up pennies you find laying on the ground?

If so, what do you do with them?
Do you throw them in the trash while grumbling about litterbugs?
Do you put them in your pocket while grumbling about the lack of trashcans?
Do you save them up so you can buy a nice car?
Do you give them to the Salvation Army Santas?
Do you eat them? (1.5 to 3.0 mg Cu/day is recommended)
Do you hammer them into bracelet?
Do you construct a suit of scale mail armour? - General Wesc

I never run over any Pokemon with my car. - bitchin

How do you know they aren't invisible? I'm sure you've heard an unexplained thump or two while driving in your lifetime... - CJ

*sobs* I'm a murderer! - bitchin

Pain only hurts when it's mine. =X

*Smacks you* See? I felt nothing. =D -CJ

Awww, why do people try to cause pain when...

there is only love? ;-; Poor BunnymasterG's helper is DEAD ;_; - rad

Ask not what sense you can slap into BunnymasterG

But what sense BunnymasterG can slap into YOU. - rad

Don't make me ground you, Christene =X

Now eat your vegetables. - rad

*Sobs* Mommy can't spell my name right. -CJ

Delinquents don't DESERVE correct spelling =[ - rad

I Love emotional neglect...

Ignoring my slave son is so wonderful... - nerdzrool

The cheese stands alone.

And so does Kyatsura.

Let's all stand by the cheese. The cheese is probably lonely.

See, I can make pointless, non-spam posts too. :x

That's so artsy and girly and sensitive. It makes me hot. - Bitchin

Eurleif should marry BrUiSeD.

I love leif. From his puffy cheeks to his creepy eyebrows. The cat has to go, though. I don't like them. They smell. I figure I could put it down. - bruised

I wonder how all the spikes-down-their-back creatures of the world manage to mate without impalement. - bitchin

Big Brother can give you direction

In your rambling journeys of confusion, let Big Brother be your beacon. Let us give you a path to peace, to love, and to light. Join us, and together we can usher in a New World Order, an Order built on truth.

The current Regime of Chaos has given you nothing, but we can give you all: equality, peace, love, hope, happiness.

We love you, and we are here fr you should you be alone or afraid. Let us help you, and we can abolish the Chaos. - Big Brother

Bambi, Lesser Queen of eC.

All hail Bambi! *Plots assasination* - rad