You couldn't get ecru to say yes to Alpha with all the Bill Cosby pills in the world. Believe me, I've tried.

Subject	Author	Replies
I can't wait until tomorrow!	toucan	1
Condom fail rates	LeifKB	1
1 more minute.	toucan	None!
xanti!	toucan	19
Mario.	toucan	1
Legend of Zelda.	toucan	None!
if youre a ginger...this may offend you.	acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	1
Team Fortress 2 update	Fleshbag	2
Day off	Fleshbag	2
Gingerbread house ideas.	Bedlam	5
EW. D: That was horrible.	toucan	None!
Drink of champions	thesystem186	6
Last minute Christmas shopping	Fleshbag	None!
This tastes so disgusting...	Bedlam	8
Wedding	SassyGirl05	1
This day has been so long. DX	toucan	2
Facebook Pages/Groups	Gwaa	3
CPR!?	toucan	2
Plant murderer.	toucan	2
Bedtime~	Gwaa	None!
We Wish You A Merry Christmas	Gwaa	2
Straight No Chaser	Gwaa	None!
My goal was not reached yet.	Gwaa	13
ADVICE: Handjob	Elmavik	2
I am tired.	toucan	None!
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