If we passed a law against being I'm Slowpoke, we would still have Nerdzrool to deal with. That's why we need a general law against being a dipshit.

Subject	Author	Replies
Gonna make cheesecake again.	Alpha	6
I found out something about myself today.	Scrafty!	3
Let's get drunk together!	Alpha	28
Home alone.	Alpha	None!
I regret looking in that bag.... .____.	Alpha	6
Feminism is officially dead.	Alpha	6
Artti the wonderdog strikes again.	Alpha	2
The world had thorns...	Alpha	None!
Nearly drove into someone today.	Alpha	None!
Malfoy photo shoot [+5]	acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	18
Sassy+football= [+1]	Alpha	1
signed up for a new gym	acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	None!
It's true to reality. x3 [+1]	Alpha	None!
Since we're venting...	inkling	3
Different account for security...	Dulcet Aria	5
Just let me rant here.	totallydramatic.	8
Looks like they don't blame me in any way. c:	Alpha	None!
Think my dog stories are cute, do you?	Alpha	2
Want to hear something funny?	SassyGirl05	12
Puppy's gonna meet Artti. o:	Alpha	8
My snowman, nooooo!	Alpha	5
Is that how it works? US congress sucks...	Alpha	2
Herro!	s0x	5
Stupid loud purring...	Alpha	4
Alpha	SassyGirl05	1
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