When I was a baby robot, I wanted to kill all humans. As a teenager, I killed ecru trying to fulfill that vision. But I was foolish and naive. The real good is to torture them for years like I've been doing to Alpha.

Subject	Author	Replies
gwaa	Epic	1
And I'm off again.	Alpha	None!
alpha	Epic	5
"again and again and again"	Penguine!	1
Cat stalker.	Alpha	None!
High five!	Alpha	None!
"Is she gay?"	Alpha	None!
I had 'fun.'	Alpha	2
"Cave diet."	Alpha	None!
Did you know...	SassyGirl05	4
How fucking pathetic.	Thistle	1
Ostrich and kangeroo.	Alpha	None!
I so sick of this	Ninja z	4
Moar snow.	Alpha	None!
I have something interesting to tell you.	derpderp	2
"No salt in my meatballs!"	Penguine!	2
BREAKING (RECENT) NEWS OF W/E!	The Only One	4
Did you know...	Ninja z	None!
Oh look! I'm alive!	Penguine!	3
I hate Fred.	Thistle	5
I want this duck!	Rubber Duck	1
oh dear	PrettyShiny.	None!
I like being in my own little world.	Gwaa	None!
-tries to contain rage-	Thistle	8
1600, 800, or both?	Gwaa	None!
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