I beat up an emu in a sexual way once. Alpha is more punchable though, and Pwned_Bitch is sexier.

Subject	Author	Replies
Fucking snow...	Alpha	None!
MI and Dead Wednesdays.	Alpha	None!
Top poster changes since yesterday	tp_bot	2
Furbies	SassyGirl05	9
Olympics	SassyGirl05	2
I don't understand.	SassyGirl05	3
I'M IN LOVE.	Gwaa	1
Past Life	SassyGirl05	3
Woke up thinking it was Thursday.	Teriyaki	None!
30 minutes till school	Teriyaki	1
CLOSED ALL WEEK BITCHES.	toucan	7
Present.	toucan	None!
-sigh-	s0x	None!
Now I am bored.	toucan	None!
Well, I'm done.	Wolff	None!
Why do none of you exist right now?	Celluloid	None!
"Hey, it's snowing! ...	s0x	None!
My Way Kills People	SassyGirl05	None!
Ballroom Blitz! *dances*	SilverLite... 123	8
Depressing songs	Fleshbag	None!
It's hot and my hair is wet.	Fleshbag	4
Fuck, I fell asleep	Celluloid	None!
Well this is awkward...	Ai De Nite	4
Back to my point.	Mentally Insane	1
Ellen makes me cry...	SassyGirl05	5
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