You couldn't get ecru to say yes to Black Cod with all the Bill Cosby pills in the world. Believe me, I've tried.

Subject	Author	Replies
Well, I voted.	Alpha	None!
>///<	s0x	2
why does my head hurt	Running Ursine	19
My sister saw me on this site..	Alpha	None!
'I should probably bend over..'	Alpha	None!
vitamin water	bruised! ._.	9
Dear Kira_Wolff (last page)	wut	71
Malice Mizer	wut	1
Kissing	Wolff	7
Only 13 questions?	SassyGirl05	4
I think that's just incredibly wrong.	Wolff	8
awesome, work	Fleshbag	2
D: Well fuck, I'm bored.	Penguine!	7
I enjoy reading angry reviews.	s0x	2
Aprk made of old tires! 8D	s0x	None!
Noooo!	s0x	1
Can't sleep	fang666	6
ACID FOR	acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	7
Going to bed	Kira Wolf	1
"Im not doing this problem, fuck you"	Teriyaki	1
-Falls alseep-	wut	3
Good ol' fashioned smut.	Wolff	3
its actually too cold to use punctuation	Fleshbag	None!
why am i so goddamn lazy	Fleshbag	None!
"Get a hold of yourself, Erotic!"	Wolff	2
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