| Registered: | Mar 22, 2006 1:33 PM |
| ID: | 56241 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Alice Clarke |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 968 |
| Pet choice: | Liberate |
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| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | Amahogony |
| Last seen: | 999 weeks, 5 days, 10 hours, 15 minutes ago |
      da simpsons is sooooooooo... funny   katie ellie (Queen of spoons) Beth Katie Sophie (best friend) jessica (God sis) hayley (other god sis)  FACT: this is an optical illusion (not really moving) Ways to really annoy your parents 1. Follow them everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia 4. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling , " The sun, its dying!! " 5. Run into walls 6. Have spontaneous nervous breakdowns. 7. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and yell " Good morning, sunshine " 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder! 9. Run in circles. 10. Pluck out someone's hair and yell " DNA " !!! 11. Wear a sticker that says , " Im a retard " . 12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 13. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe member. 14. Try to climb up your bedroom wall. 15. Make weird animal noises at night and when they come to see whats wrong , pretend your asleep. 16. Do what they tell you to do, this one works very well indeed... 17. Say your pet is mocking you before chasing it around the house. 18. Hold their hand and whisper in a croaky voice, "I see dead people.... 19. When you're in the shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 20. Say quietly "Pardon me but do you have any..." and shout a random word such as Shoelaces/spoons/paintbrushes/springs 21. After everything they say shout "LIAR! " 22. Pretend to be a phone. 23. Try to swim on the floor. 24.Tap on their bedroom door all night. When told to go to bed, do 16, then 15. 25. Pretend to have a multiple personality disorder. Couple this with 12 for maximum effect. 26.Flick the light switch on and off for ages and then say in a suprised, "Oh, I get it" 27. When in public scream, 'No mum, I dont want to know what you bought at the Sex shop!' 28. While in the bathroom, grunt as loud as you can. Then splash water on your face. Once you come out, say, "Man, you should've seen the size of that one, I could've swore it left my butt sideways." 29. When in a library ask your parents if you can check out a book on IN-sects. Ask the librarian if they can give you a book on sex. When they ask if that's O.K. with your parents, say "Of course!" 30. House an adult skunk 31. Take a bath in the sink (you can squeeze in) 32. Bonk your head on a piece of wood and say you commiting suicide 33. Randomly in any time of day scream out "Weed!" 34. Drag (both) your parents out on a bra shopping spree. Explain to them that you want Prada. (gender doesn't matter if you are a boy. They will get even more annoyed) 35. Snort in your sleep 36. Print out hundreds of blank paper sheets for no damn reason and say your recycling 37. Bake cookies...Tons of cookies... Added by welcome to paradise   Note to self: My country needs pie.  F.R.I.E.N.D.S is funny 2..........  picture of me!!!   Let me help you back to the top TY Bubbles1616  | |