Badgerluvr09
Registered: Jul 30, 2003 10:31 PM
ID: 3436
Title: User
Name: Louise Macantosh/Mary Christmas
Gender: Female
Eem: 1,002,080
Pet choice: Befriend
eeMail: Send eeMail
Forum posts: Forum posts
Achievements: Member
Pets: Muscovey, Waterlilyblossum
Shops:Storage
Last seen: 999 weeks, 2 days, 11 hours, 42 minutes ago
Hey this is OlingoOkapi, Louise is letting me take charge of her account. She's also letting me use her lookup as a sort of outlet page for the stuff on my lookup. Ain't she coolio? Later on I might add more things to what's here right now.

Deep Thoughts and Words Of Great Wisdom:

Once I promised to take my little cousin to Disneyland. Instead I took him to this burnt-down building and said, "Oh look, Disneyland burned down!" He started to cry but I think deep down he really appreciated what a good joke it was. Then I did start to take him to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, "There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer," or "That's Michael, He's a doctor."
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. She's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The Soldering Iron of Justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed because they had made fun of the Soldering Iron of Justice.

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. (Hey, if any of you artists are reading this, maybe you could come up with one. If you think this idea is good enough, just know it doesn't have to be of Earth. It could easily also go as Crittannia's 1st globe.)

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Stories About Me and Nick:

...I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. Hey, I didn't say it was an interesting story.

...I unhooked the lock and brought the huski/mix out of the crate. Walking outside to the run, I let her off the leash. She ran off wildly and started chasing the dog Nick brought out, a chocolate lab/mix. "Remind me again why we're volenteering at an animal shelter on a freezing Saturday afternoon when we can chill at my house and scare Ashton's friends?" Nick asked me. I rolled my eyes and said, "Cause we need to do 25 hours of charity work before New Year's Day for our community service project. I just thought this would be better than boxing smelly clothes for Goodwill." I looked to see the two dogs dug their way out of the run and were chasing chickens and, by the looks of it, were having the time of their lives. Nick and I ran to the gate, opened it, and spent the next ten minutes trying to catch the mutts. After putting them back, we had to scare all the chickens out of and run and back into their section of land. Then we had to find the hole and fill it up. When we were done we went inside to spend time with the cats. I forgot my allergy meds and a few minutes later I came out with watery eyes and a runny nose. When I finally got back I found one of the grumpier cats mauled Nick. So we went to his house to chill and scare Ashton's friends.

...This isn't exactly a story, but while Christmas shopping for our families Nick and I saw a sign that said Buy One Get One Free. When Nick and I circled around there as we were leaving, the sign was changed so it said Buy Two Get Two Free.

...I stroked Maggie lazily as I watched Nick walk on the roof of my house trying to retrieve the new kite Ashton lost up there. Who knew such a little kid could make such a big fuss about a blue kite with Spiderman on it? Nick finally knocked it back into the air and jumped onto the roof extension that covered my back porch. From there he leapt to the ground. "Bet now you're wondering why you got him that for Christmas," I said, laughing. Nick collapsed on the bench and scowled at me. "Yeah," he said moodily. Maggie got up and barked at the kite, that was now somersaulting in the sky above the oak tree we had. "Wuh oh," I said as the kite tangled with the tree's highest branches. "Niiii-iiick!" Ashton whined, "It's stuck again!" His older brother shouted back, "It's your fault. Stupid, flying it over here. You get it down." Ashton turned toward my back door, which was open. "Mommy!" he yelled, "My kite's stuck in the tree and Nick won't get it down!" "It's his fault!" Nick retorted. Their mom sighed and looked out the window. "Get it down Nick," she said, "And Ashton, when you get it back go play with it in the driveway. "No fair," Ashton complained. I sighed. Kids' logic.

How Nick and I Became Friends/b] Nick and I weren't always friends. Actually, we used to hate each other so much my fists clenched whenever we caught each other's eye. We'd fight after school, in the small field between our houses, and wherever else. It started when we were little and I stole his stuffed dinosaur Ruffus. Mainly I did that because he'd hide behind a tree or something and when I came by he'd shove Ruffus's mouth onto my nose and shout, "Argh!" like Ruffus was eating me. (Actually we still do that now as an inside joke.) We hated each other till we were 9 years old in the 3rd grade. We were at recess and screaming at each other as usual. Then the weirdest thing happened. We were yelling like that, not looking at each other at the same time, when our eyes suddenly met. For some reason we both burst out laughing and we were best friends from then on.

25 Coolio Things About Me:

1. My screen name is made after two little-known but soon-to-be-famous animals.
2. I know the difference between desert and dessert.
3. I can say shut up in six different languages.
4. I'm born on Halloween.
5. I rescued a two-week-old puppy.
6. I'm learning to speak Spanish.
7. I have to slam my locker door shut really hard or else it won't open again.
8. I made the world's first ever unbreakable paper mache donkey.
9. I like to sleep outside.
10. Pelting me is useless. *pats Stone of Luck*
11. I once rode a tame ostrich.
12. I'm thirteen.
13. I'm not superstitious.
14. I saved a kid from a speeding Chevy Tahoe.
15. My favorite word is mundocoolio. (coolio for short)
16. I don't mind getting dirty.
17. I don't care whether or not you use chatspeek.
18. I get bored easily.
19. I collect rocks.
20. I'm a twin.
21. I like to eat pickles.
22. I think the color orange is coolio.
23. I like to go barefoot.
24. I bake cookies for Santa Claus.
25. I can fall down 2 flights of stairs and still look dignified.
26. Despite the numerous pelting refers I give to people about her, Harpychic still finds me coolio enough to include in her will.
27. I have been threatened by the Crittannian Soldiers and laughed.
28. My dog can play the electric keyboard ...off key but it still counts. =X
29. I tripped, fell against somebody in a line at the bank, and caused a domino effect.
30. I find creating an obstacle course for ants to get from the dead bug to the ant hill amusing.

Truths About Life
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true
friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Me in the morning:
Me at school:
Me at lunch at school:
Me at home:
Me with my siblings:
Me with my parents:
Me before a date:
Me after a date:
Me online:
Me in my dreams:

Commonly Asked Questions And Their Answers:

Q: What's the answer to Innsominac/Trivia #_?
A: Before you even begin, please read the FAQs. That should answer most of your questions. Keep going if you want to see some that aren't answered there. Also, if you're dumb enough to ask that you deserve to be frozen without warning, hence the rules.

Q: Are you and Nick going out?
A: No! Stop asking.

Q: Who's Leanne?
A: My twin sister.

Q: Are you two related?
A: No actually we're not, we just happen to look alike and be born 7 minutes apart.

Q: Why don't you have a friends list?
A: Don't need one.

Q: What's Nick's account?
A: He doesn't have one.

Q: Okay, then what about Leanne?
A: She doesn't want her account to be public.

Q: Can I please have (certain item)?
A: No. The only exceptions would be groovychickjr36- who's only free to ask for stuffed snarths, and contest winners. And I know who wins my contests so don't try fooling me, won't work.

Q: Why'd you pelt my pet(s)? Wah!
A: I mainly pelt for 3 reasons. They include;
1. Trying to trick me into giving you an item or eem. (shown above)
2. Pelting or insulting me or those who I happen to be friends with.
3. Being annoying.

Q: Where'd all the stuff you had up here earlier go?
A: Obviously you didn't read my entire user lookup. Start again from the top.

Q: If you could choose your own title, what would you choose?
A: Neon Orange Rock-Collecting Aluminum Duck

Q: (after reading the above answer) Why?
A: I'm not sure really, it just sounds coolio.

Q: Is Mary Christmas your real name?
A: What do you honestly think?

Q: You've been active on eCritters for a while, why are you still poor?
A: I don't earn eem quickly and I spend it quickly, usually that makes a person poor.

Q: Do you have an award I could win?
A: Nope.

I like people who/b] aren't afraid of looking strange but know and stop themselves from looking stupid, speak their minds, enjoy squishing their toes in the mud every once in a while, do not correct someone's grammar, never willingly wear their shirts tucked in, are one of the first people to try a new roller coaster, skip their homework occasionally, like dogs, rock climb, help a child lost in the supermarket find his/her guardian, don't spam or scam, smile at at least 3 people per day, know archery.
I dislike people who/b] beg, hate the sun, play "jokes" like gluing someone's locker shut, discriminate against color, gender, and/or religion, would find a fledgling that has fallen out of its nest and step on it, are unloyal, sneeze and think they are dying, have not done a day's work in their life, dye/highlight their hair to look popular.

I am the. My power is to make eveyone so bored that they waste away. Sounds fun doesn't it?

Quiz Results: Was bored one night so I stayed up till after four doing quizilla. I've posted at least one comment per result.


-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which means you're rare or that you cheated You're the kind of chick that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy being around your boyfriend.
Comment: Cheating is for suckers so...fwee. ^_^ Garret better be grateful.


Your a Guradien Angel! Guardien Angels are also knows as Warrior Angels, because they are the army of God. Not always meaning that they are in war, simply that their job is to protect unwary humans from dark dragons, or other evil demons. Warrior Angels are not always friendly with humans, but they will watch over them all the time. Humans say that when a miracle happens, thank your guradien angel.
Comment: Guardian Angel...sounds coolio to me.


"Tis an Earth Dragon be awakening...when a rose survives through winter..." You are an earth Dragon! You have a knack for Nature or animals, and are peaceful, careful, chariming, and optimistic. You can throw a tantrum now or then, but who doesnt? You value simple things in life, such as friends, familly, and Nature.
Comment: Was hoping for a fire dragon, but no matter.


You are an angel of the forest. You love to have a good time and to get in trouble. For you, it's all fun and games. You like to have friends, preferably not human, and can converse with all animals. You love to party, and like to be alone. You are a deep person, but most people miss it. Thinking that you are just childish and young. Which you are not. You are old, and wise, even if nobody can see it. You know what the real world is like, better that your peers. You have a naturally beatiful singing voice, and are a natural with most instruments. You can often loose your self. But will always find yourself again. For that is just who you are. Be happy. Never change. Because you are beautiful.
Several comments here.
1. Human friends are coolio.
2. In my book, being alone sucks.
3. Yeah that's it, I'm old and wise so listen to me. =P
4. My singing is not beautiful.
5. I often loose myself? That's not funneh.
6. Why is the picture blue?


Peace. You Truly Desire Peace. Just relaxing somewhere calm with a light breeze against your cheecks is our ideal of pefect. You don't like to start fights, but instead, end them without using violence.
Comment: That's because I'm so wise.


You belong in the world of leaves and trees, where the wilderness can claim your soul. Somewhere like a jungle or a thick wooded forest would be your world. Intensely in tune with nature, you feel the world belongs to the natural ways that once ruled the planet. Be yourself, and everything will work out. Don't let the grind of the city destroy your free-as-a-bird nature.
Comment: I told you civilization sucks.


Your Element is Earth. You like plants and flowers and have a very natural looking beauty. You are a very innocent and maybe naive person but it's only the erks in this world that take advantage of you because you are a jewel in this world of rocks. You have many friends and they all enjoy you as much as you do them. You are skilled with your hands and would be able to last in a more remote home.
Comment: Innocent? Naive? Psh. Scary how much these people know. O_o


You have an animal soul! Arent you lucky! You are very interactive with animals and can understand them even if you dont speak their tongue. The birds arent afraid of you, deer can eat out of your palm, and every dog will roll over for you. As an Animal Soul, you follow your instinct, sometimes making rash decisions, and not thinking properly. If you dont understand something, you reject and push it away, and can get very disastrous when angry. At the same time, youre a very kind person who can make people feel better, and are understanding and compassionate. One of the great things about you is that your rarely jealous, and know that you have to share and help other people if you want to survive this world. You are very loyal and optimistic, and can make it through the toughest times.
Comment: Well, I squirrel did take a Ritz cracker out of my hand at the zoo once...


Dark magician. You love the dark because of it's beauty and just the life that no-one else sees. Mysterious, calm, quiet... But that doesn't mean you're not friendly!
Comment: Calm and quiet is not me.


You're carefree...you seem to be laid back all the time and don't really care about alot of things...your probably funny and nice..sometimes..you seem to be even tempered most of the time...you rock!
Comment: Sometimes... most of the time...


You are the spirit of wisdom. You are wise beyond your years and know what others don't. You are what others need in a freind. You might appear shy but are strong.
Comment: Yet more proof of my immense wisdom...but I'm not shy.


Your Energy is Orange. Restless at times, you are a very focused self starter. People with orange energy are organized, inspirational and design concious. You are confident in your abilities and like to be in control.
Comment: ...yeah ok. O_o


You're: Happy eyes! You're cheerfull, bright and always want to try something new. You're inquisitive and quite lovable. You have many friends and will succeed in life.
Comment: Sounds coolio to me.


Sneakers- funny, laid-back, and goofy, you love to make people laugh and have a good time. You enjoy comfort and don't care to much about what people think of you. You like to hang out with your buddies and just have a good time.
Comment: :tilts head to the side: True.


You feel happy, and loved. Nothing could be any better for you....you may even have a loved one in your life....go you.
Comment: Go me.


You are the Goddess of Earth. You are very stable and dependable since the Goddesses rest upon you. You are very materialistic. Somtime cold and distant, but that might be because you need to get what needs to be done, done. But yet you are everyone elses strength. You are the most stable of the Goddesses, since without you the other Goddesses would not exist.
Other Earth Goddesses: Ceres, Cerridwyn, Demeter, Gaia, Persephone, Epona, Kore, Mah, Prithivi, Rhea, Rhiannon
Comment: I am everyone else's strength... what weaklings. =P


You are a phoenix. Also known widely as the Fire Bird, the phoenix is a profound symbol of life and rebirth. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 years and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then, after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melodious song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end. It is also a symbol of the sun and immortality.
Comment: Did you know the Firebird is also a mundocoolio car?


Shippo
Comment: That's all you have to say?


You're Shippo! You're fun loving and still a kid at heart, don't try to grow up to quick, it's always fun to go rolling down grassy hills and catch bugs to put in your mom's Thursday surprise!
Comment: That's better, at least there's some words to comment on. Coolio I got the same person twice in a row. Well, then again, people don't change much in several minutes...

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