Idiots like Caruhi think chickenbot is a joke. In reality, of course, chickenbot is a system of coded messages telling sleeper agents whom to murder. Cough, Gengar, cough. Oh my, it must be allergy season...

Subject	Author	Replies
Hey hey get out.	toucan	4
My eyes are watery	Fleshbag	1
Take your shit, take your clothes.	Fleshbag	11
Shit-oh.	pterodactyl	None!
Mmm. Stir Fry.	pterodactyl	None!
I feel like I am being watched.	toucan	4
Remember kids.	toucan	4
You know what you are!	pterodactyl	8
Somebody is telling me I am old?	toucan	9
I hate my dog.	pterodactyl	11
Well.	pterodactyl	1
	TA storage	5
G'night, peoplez.	Wulfy	6
Don't get mad, get glad.	Wulfy	4
This is fun.	Fleshbag	4
I like laughing	oOBubblesOo	7
My laptop is so gay.	-Wolf! Wind!-	15
D:	oOBubblesOo	3
it's storming and i hear fire trucks.	DKWii	1
Downloading...	xanti	None!
How not to make someone feel better	-Wolf! Wind!-	None!
So hungry	Teriyaki	11
There are so many people online	Teriyaki	8
Don't cry.	-Wolf! Wind!-	3
Cramps	Teriyaki	12
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