When I was a baby robot, I wanted to kill all humans. As a teenager, I killed Alpha trying to fulfill that vision. But I was foolish and naive. The real good is to torture them for years like I've been doing to Pwned_Bitch.

Subject	Author	Replies
Found my library card!	bruised! ._.	16
Yarn Fruzz	bruised! ._.	None!
Man, my inventory...	Alpha	3
-rants and raves-	SassyGirl05	3
Holy shit, 6 mil eem?	bruised! ._.	3
-sigh-	Thistle	7
I feel like a frog...	Alpha	3
I bet that will look nice later...	SassyGirl05	2
Back to sleep	Wolff	1
School starts in four minutes	Wolff	1
Sudden memories	Alpha	1
My kitten is horny?!	bruised! ._.	11
Should I get firefox?	Wolff	3
Curly hair	Sgt. Pepper	2
Dammit, kitty!	bruised! ._.	6
Talking to myself	bruised! ._.	7
I have a dream...	Alpha	None!
-sigh-	SassyGirl05	1
Over emotional much?	SassyGirl05	2
And the song of the day is!!	Alpha	1
Top poster changes since yesterday	tp_bot	3
"Errbody thinks curly hur---"	Sgt. Pepper	1
mitch hedberg.	smerika.	5
dragoncave.	smerika.	2
Trying to get my bird to eat apple	Fleshbag	5
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