I'll give you 10 grand to solve my Alpha problem... for good, if you know what I mean... and make sure Pwned_Bitch doesn't talk while you're at it.

Subject	Author	Replies
There's apple stuck between my teeth.	Fleshbag	8
So I found out a couple of good things today	Spreet...!	None!
I passed Wolff.	Fleshbag	None!
Something to cheer me up?	Spreet...!	3
Ralph pls go	Fleshbag	None!
sexy can i?	smerika.	4
YAOITUBE EXISTS	Wolff	5
Pink Lady apple.	Fleshbag	None!
And now I'm bored~	Gwaa	6
-passed Fleshbag-	Wolff	5
Rehearsal tomorrow. D':	Gwaa	None!
Nice Legs, Daisy Dukes..	wut	3
My hood is up?	Gwaa	None!
Hey miss murder can I	LegendaryBroly	3
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE	LegendaryBroly	2
Dear Wolfeh ;	wut	2
YURITUBE	Wolff	3
Guns don't kill people	Wolfeh	1
IT'S THE TIME OF THE SEASON~	Gwaa	2
Particle man, particle man	LegendaryBroly	2
-whiney voice-	Wolff	None!
I USED TO SAY I AND ME	Gwaa	2
	Wolfeh	None!
Ooo baby, I be stuck to you like glue baby	Wolfeh	None!
I got the magic stick	LegendaryBroly	1
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