I don't believe in ghosts or zombies. I mean, my reanimated corpse of shroomy hardly qualifies! The UN already ruled my weekend-at-Bernie's puppet of I'm Slowpoke wasn't a ghost or zombie, and I'm sure animatronics don't change anything.

Subject	Author	Replies
Went to the osteopath today.	Alpha	None!
Kinda wish I didn't hear that.	Alpha	None!
Weird dream story time.	Scrafty!	2
Mice genocide.	Alpha	2
Hate... Hate my dreams...	Alpha	2
I need to update my skyrim game.	Scrafty!	2
The Belgians are trying to buy us!	Alpha	4
That moment people in your dream become lucid...	Alpha	None!
That's awfully subtle, mr. Creep...	Alpha	2
The great escape!	Alpha	None!
Just going to leave this here	lorn	5
Had my first doggy visit volunteer thing today.	Alpha	4
'When the levees break.'	Alpha	1
So as I was rummaging through old family files	Scrafty!	2
My mother, I swear...	Alpha	4
I might have anxiety issues nowadays.	Alpha	3
Nagi is too smart.	Alpha	1
I'm cute and not afraid to use it.	Alpha	2
Oh I've done it now...	Alpha	5
Back from the EMG.	Alpha	1
complaints I have about Brockport/America	Caruhi	9
Chat??? CHAT?!?!?!	Alpha	1
Poor cashier...	Alpha	None!
Went grocery shopping with my mother.	Alpha	2
Poor dad...	Alpha	2
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