luke507
Registered: Aug 25, 2010 5:34 PM
ID: 91203
Title: User
Name: luke not telling
Gender: Male
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Last seen: 747 weeks, 3 days, 7 hours, 48 minutes ago
hey im luke

im really poor so please send me dollars

this is me
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A man and his girlfriend are speeding down the road at 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No it's not please it's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself it's bugging me.
In the paper the next day A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.