| Registered: | Sep 27, 2009 3:59 PM |
| ID: | 89202 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | This account is a product of me about to take ambien and make pet names. Let's see how fucked up it gets. My motor skills suck after taking it..so...TYPO POLOX |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 750 |
| Pet choice: | Ignore |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | Play with my hair and tell me what a good fuck I am and take me to your room and shove your fist in my vagina and tan my asshole, I like to ride taxis and finger myself when I think about doughnuts and Ralph Nader and algorithms., I'm in trouble because my Mom caught me sniffing Daddies panties and she took me to her room and spread her legs and shoved me back in her vaginerz so I can be born and again and again and put into a nursey so I can sing about Christmas, Mommys good little bitch that pays for all her pedicures and ben and jerrys when her exes fuck her over for the makeup salesman and sees the light in the darkness of my big fat cock, OMG IM A BIRD LOL, I'ma play my banjo and sing you a song about armpit hair and the woes of puberty and molestation YIPPEEE I O KYE AAA MOTHAFUKA, Fondle my tits, David Bowie crawled out of my asshole. Trust., I'm going to fuck your heart into pieces and make you remember all the times you got fucked over as a kid and all those time your stupid ass uncle played with your little penis and told you not to tell Mommy or he'd fuck you even harder and take away all your food stamps FUCK YOU., I'm cool because I'm on welfare, The devil wears prada... Holy shit he's rich lol, Jesus came down from heaven JUST to hand me a water bottle..I mean who the fuck is he kidding here, I'm laying on the bed as I spread my legs, inviting you and taunting you. Your cock stiffens in your pants and stands at attention, I flash my eyes at you and giggle as I rub my pussy and motion for you to come over. You grab my thighs and take your cock out of your pants and push the head up against my opening, I moan slightly and whimper as you push your head in. You tell me everything is going to be okay and tell me you'll pay the bills later. You ease in futher and I am moaning your name and raising my hips off the bed, feeling you thrust deep inside me and feeling our bodies become one. I don't want it to end, you feel so good and you are fucking me harder than ever, your balls slapping my ass as you are humping me feriously, I am screaming and whimpering as I look into your eyes. Your mouth is gaping and you are breathing hard and letting out occasional groans and soon you near the end and you grip my neck as I bite your arm and your hot load explodes deep inside of me. You shiver and shake from the most intense orgasm of your life. You are the whimpering one now, and you moan as you ease your defeated cock out of my tight pussy. I lean down and lick the cum off your dick and suck it dry, as I reach up inside my pussy and taste your cum somemore. , I shove this turtle in my pussy occasionally., We are making out, laying on my bed, feeling our warm tongues dance around in eachothers mouths, and I softly moan as your hands wander, I run my fingers through your hair and whisper your name and tell you I love you as you slip your fingers down my pants. You gasp with arousal as you feel my bare smooth pussy, and you feel how wet I am and you slip your fingers inside me and pump them in and out as I moan and bite your neck. I moan and tell you I'll be your girl forver and soon you take my pants off, and you spread my legs and you enter your tongue inside me. You lick my clit and tongue fuck me until I am screaming in delight. You lap up my sweet juices and I run my fingers through your hair and glance down at you, your tongue darting in and out of me. I throw you unto the bed, and get untop of you and smirk as I take off your pants and massage your balls. I take your cock, dripping with precum and I lick it and suck on it and moan as I do so, flashing my eyes seductively at you as I take all of you in my mouth and deep throat you and pump you until you moan in pleasure and shoot your load into the back of my throat and mouth fuck me. I swallow all of your cum happily, but you take it out and pump some more and coat my face and chest with your steamy hot load., I'm waiting for you to come and visit me after work, and I get ready in sexy lacy lingrie. As soon as you open the door to my room I prance on you and make you realize you have one hell of a cock hungry girl. I push you unto the bed and staddle you, as you run your hands down my curves and smile. I grab your hard cock and I take it out of your pants and pump it a little bit, and I suck on your balls softly as you groan with pleasure. Waves of pure pleasure pass through your body as I deep throat you and lick your shaft. I whisper about how much I love pleasing my well endowed man and I take off my bra, as my boobs jiggle. You suck my nipples softly and finger my wet pussy until I cum all over your fingers, you bring your fingers up to your face and smell my sweet scent and you push your fingers into my mouth and let me suck them clean. You rip off my lingie and I jump on you and ease your cock into me. You moan with suprise at the tightness and I bounce up and down, feeling you inside me. You feel so wonderful, and I love having you inside me. I moan your name and I ride you like never before. You feel the need to dominate and push me off and get me doggy style and fuck the shit out of me. You groan so loudly and tell me how beautiful I am as I feel your cock slamming in and out of me. I whimper as you fuck me so hard and you tug at the ends of my hair and claw my back in ecstacy. Soon, you cum so hard in me, I feel your load coat the walls of my pussy, and it's even dripping down my thighs. |
| Last seen: | 846 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 42 minutes ago |
| I've made some pretty fucked up pet names in the past. But I'm going to amp it up with Ambien. Okay, if you don't know what Ambien is, it's a sleeping pill used by insomniacs or other sleep disorder people. And, if resisted..you'll trip out. And..hallucinate super bad. So it's kind of like shrooms without the brain damage. Obviously, I haven't taken it yet. I will at night, like..around 8 or something. But I've made this account now in advance. Uhm.. I'll probably type on this after I take it later. :] Enjoy -WARNING: TYPING WILL SUCK DUE TO MOTOR SKILLZ BEINZ FUCKED UP BY AMBIEN- Okay, I just took the pill 2 minutes ago. It's 9:05 now. Let's see how this goes. It's 9:17 now.  doesn't seem like that much time passed. So far, my motor skills are slightly sucking. Uhm...the letters on the screen are..kind of moving. Comprehension currently sucking. Fuck. I will document some other timeNew time, It's 10:53 June 11th. I have taken an ambien. 11:04...so far I feel nothing. Maybe it just doesn't work on me anymore. I'll sit and wait though. 12:12 I saw a silver tentacle like thing crawling on the ceiling very fast. I only saw it for 3 seconds then it dissappeared. DamnRabbitttt (11:07:31 PM): Fuck DamnRabbitttt (11:07:32 PM): FUCK DamnRabbitttt (11:07:37 PM): I'm seeing shit. DamnRabbitttt (11:07:40 PM): I'm about to cry. DamnRabbitttt (11:07:45 PM): I'm crying skate2thelimit92 (11:07:49 PM): why :/? skate2thelimit92 (11:07:54 PM): what you seeing? DamnRabbitttt (11:08:02 PM): Icky shit. skate2thelimit92 (11:08:08 PM): like what DamnRabbitttt (11:08:18 PM): I just saw a silver thing crawling on the ceiling. DamnRabbitttt (11:08:27 PM): It had lots of legs and it was tentacle like skate2thelimit92 (11:08:36 PM): ambien is getting to you DamnRabbitttt (11:09:01 PM): Well... DamnRabbitttt (11:09:07 PM): I'm going to go take my sleep vitamins DamnRabbitttt (11:09:14 PM): And hope I don't see the silver thing skate2thelimit92 (11:09:16 PM): just go to sleep DamnRabbitttt (11:09:20 PM): No. skate2thelimit92 (11:09:22 PM): you dont need extra shit DamnRabbitttt (11:09:23 PM): I can't. DamnRabbitttt (11:09:25 PM): Brb skate2thelimit92 (11:09:31 PM): ...... DamnRabbitttt (11:09:34 PM): I'm scared of the silver thing skate2thelimit92 (11:09:34 PM):  '''DamnRabbitttt (11:09:44 PM): No, fuck you silver thing DamnRabbitttt (11:09:46 PM): Eat my cock DamnRabbitttt (11:09:50 PM): *gets up* skate2thelimit92 (11:09:54 PM): .... skate2thelimit92 (11:09:56 PM): .... DamnRabbitttt (11:10:20 PM): Okay I pussied out DamnRabbitttt (11:10:23 PM): LOL DamnRabbitttt (11:10:30 PM): Maybe I should just run DamnRabbitttt (11:10:32 PM): I will DamnRabbitttt (11:10:33 PM): OK DamnRabbitttt (11:10:35 PM): READY DamnRabbitttt (11:10:37 PM): SET skate2thelimit92 (11:10:39 PM): dont fucking run DamnRabbitttt (11:10:40 PM): GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DamnRabbitttt (11:10:41 PM): GOGOGOGOGG DamnRabbitttt (11:10:42 PM): GF DamnRabbitttt (11:10:42 PM): DG DamnRabbitttt (11:10:42 PM): FDG DamnRabbitttt (11:10:42 PM): D DamnRabbitttt (11:10:42 PM): GD DamnRabbitttt (11:10:43 PM): GO DamnRabbitttt (11:10:45 PM): *RUNS* skate2thelimit92 (11:10:47 PM): where are you going to run to DamnRabbitttt (11:11:44 PM): Back DamnRabbitttt (11:11:45 PM): I did it DamnRabbitttt (11:11:56 PM): IM ALIVE DamnRabbitttt (11:11:56 PM): DSF DamnRabbitttt (11:11:56 PM): D DamnRabbitttt (11:11:57 PM): FDS DamnRabbitttt (11:11:57 PM): FS DamnRabbitttt (11:11:57 PM): F skate2thelimit92 (11:12:02 PM): where you run to? DamnRabbitttt (11:12:10 PM): Kitchen skate2thelimit92 (11:12:16 PM): skate2thelimit92 (11:12:52 PM): you need to go to bed Honey DamnRabbitttt (11:13:09 PM): No DamnRabbitttt (11:13:17 PM): I can't let Silver eat me. skate2thelimit92 (11:13:27 PM): nothing is going to eat you DamnRabbitttt (11:13:36 PM): OMG DamnRabbitttt (11:13:44 PM): NOW I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT TENTACLE RAPE skate2thelimit92 (11:13:54 PM): .... what? DamnRabbitttt (11:14:00 PM): It's going to fuck me DamnRabbitttt (11:14:02 PM): *sob* skate2thelimit92 (11:14:08 PM): shut up skate2thelimit92 (11:14:19 PM): that shit is going to piss me off DamnRabbitttt (11:14:26 PM): ? DamnRabbitttt (11:14:27 PM):  skate2thelimit92 (11:14:40 PM): there is nothing there skate2thelimit92 (11:14:46 PM): your fucking ambien is kicking in skate2thelimit92 (11:14:50 PM): and you need to go to be skate2thelimit92 (11:14:52 PM): bed Just took some ambien, 10:37. It's not 10:41 the letters are starting to move. It is june 23 by the way. Damnrabbitttt (10:37:25 PM): Kevy wevy? k3v1nl3mk3 (10:37:35 PM): ? Damnrabbitttt (10:37:36 PM): I love you. Damnrabbitttt (10:37:37 PM): <3 k3v1nl3mk3 (10:37:46 PM): omfg <3 Damnrabbitttt (10:37:44 PM): Lol I just took ambien k3v1nl3mk3 (10:37:54 PM): hahah fuk ya! Damnrabbitttt (10:37:53 PM): I wonder if it will actually work this time Damnrabbitttt (10:37:56 PM): I hope so. Damnrabbitttt (10:38:05 PM): My sleep is so fucked up k3v1nl3mk3 (10:38:32 PM): dude k3v1nl3mk3 (10:38:36 PM): ive been going to bed at 5-6 everyday. k3v1nl3mk3 (10:38:36 PM): lmfao Damnrabbitttt (10:38:48 PM): It makes me feel horrible. Damnrabbitttt (10:38:56 PM): Because I'm always bothered in the morning Damnrabbitttt (10:39:03 PM): I'm like...GTFO OF MY ROOM k3v1nl3mk3 (10:39:35 PM): hahah yeah, and that sucks! Damnrabbitttt (10:40:21 PM): Omg Damnrabbitttt (10:40:26 PM): The letters are moving k3v1nl3mk3 (10:40:53 PM): wut k3v1nl3mk3 (10:42:22 PM): your trippin balls man Damnrabbitttt (10:42:30 PM): Go look up what ambien does Damnrabbitttt (10:42:38 PM): This is only the beginning <3 k3v1nl3mk3 (10:42:51 PM): Hahah right on. the screen feelings like its metling. | |