Lady Destler
Registered: Mar 25, 2009 8:41 PM

ID: 86514
Title: User
Name: Amanda .
Gender: Female
Pet choice: Liberate
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Pets: Bunbury
Shops:Phantom's Lair
Last seen: 712 weeks, 6 hours, 42 minutes ago






"Begin at the beginning...and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
-Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland







"Call no man evil who can still love."
-Anonymous


Name- Amanda
Age- 19
Height- 5'3"
Weight- 130
Ethnicity- American
Mood- Giggly
Orientation- Straight
Status- Taken
Sign- Libra
Planet- Venus
Stone- Opal
Element- Air
Good Traits- Diplomatic, Helpful, Romantic, Giggly, Fun
Bad Traits- Bitchy, Self-indulgent, Hypocritical, Short-fused, Lazy
Religion- Agnostic but respectful of other people's religions to an extent.
Political views- Independent
Views on Abortion- Pro-Choice
Location- America's Finest City, California. Don't know it? Look it up.
Current song that's stuck in my head- Oh! (SNSD)
Yes, I'm a bitch.
Yes, I'm a hypocrite sometimes.
Yes, I often contradict myself.

"Faith: 'that which enables us to believe things which we know to be untrue.'"
- Bram Stroker, Dracula






Don't waste my time with one word replies. If I ask you how your day is, I want details people!

If you're going to insult me or try to piss me off in some way, try to make it creative.

Yes, I will bite your head off if you use an unnecessary amount of curse words/chat-speak/slang.

Don't be surprised if I pelt you for no reason. I'm a bitch like that.

I like random eemails, so have fun with that.





"Such a little thing really, a kiss...
Most people don't give it a moment's consideration.
They kiss on meeting, they kiss on parting...
That simple touching of flesh is taken entirely for granted as a basic human right."
-Susan Kay, Phantom





FAQ's

Wanna be friends?
Friendship is earned

Wanna cyber?
No.

Wanna role play?
No

Wanna chat?
Sure, why not?

Will you buy something from my store?
Not unless you persuade me to.

Will you give me items?
Depends which one

[insert insult here]...
...Your point is?

I'm going to pelt you!
Go ahead.

Why are you so mean?
Blame society.




"Alas, how dreadful to have wisdom where it profits not the wise."
- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex (Sir Richard C. Jubb)














A Few of My Favorite Things-
Book-Fahrenheit 451
Sport-soccer
Food-Prime Rib
Hobbies-singing/playing piano/reading/writing/dancing
Colors-dark green, brown, blue, black, white, red
Singers-Emmy Rossum, Lady Gaga
Band-The Beatles
Actor-Gerard Butler, Gene Wilder, Fred Astaire, Johnny Depp, Daniel Day-Lewis
Actresses-Queen Latifah, Julie Andrews, Keira Knightly, Elsa Lanchester, Marion Cotillard
Shows-Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek, Star Trek: Voyager, Twilight Zone, Boston Legal, Oprah, Bones
Movie as of now-Law Abiding Citizen
Song at the moment-So Happy I Could Die (Lady Gaga)
Music-Rock, Pop, Metal, Opera, Alternative, Classical, Vocal
Saying-"C'est La Vie."
Play-The Phantom of the Opera
Song in a movie-Zydrate Anatomy (REPO! The Genetic Opera)
Movie monster-Giant Squid(20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)
Animal-Pandas
Vampire movie-Interview with a Vampire
Animated movie-Cinderella
Sci-fi movie-Equilibrium
Musical movie-Repo! The Genetic Opera
Action movie-V for Vendetta
Pirate movie-Black Beard's Ghost
Witch movie-The Craft
Sports movie-Bend it like Beckham
Scary movie-The Exorcist
Chick flick-Only You
Romance-Immortal Beloved
Drama-A Single Man
Comedy-Hangover
Romantic Comedy-Music and Lyrics
Foreign Film-Amelie
80's Movie-Better Off Dead
Disney Movie-Beauty and The Beast
Childrens Movie-Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium





"Society is produced by our wants, and government by our wickedness."
-Thomas Paine, Common Sense







Picture time-


Anthony and I at prom.


Anthony being suave x3


My boobtastic dress


Prom pic


Fun times in Fencing x3


I've played piano for 8 years and counting.


Yeah. You wish you could play on a golden piano.


My BFF Chelsea <3333





Awesome inside jokes that you wish you were cool enough to get-

Dave-Do you want any corn?
Me,Anthony- No, thanks.
Dave-Are you sure?
Me,Anthony- Yeah.
Dave- ......Are you SURE???

Anthony- 10 no's and a fine = Yes

Captain Bubbles- D'nuts? What d'fuck?

Vicky-T- We're poor english children with no parents!!!

Captain Bubbles- If I were a llama....

Captain Bubbles- Hm. I wonder what's behind this door-
Cat- Meow!!HISS!!

Anthony- Don't make me hypothetically hurt you.

Me- What the hell?! Why is he going up the mountain with one arm?...Is he wearing make-up?!?

Anthony- My mom said I could come over. Just as long as you don't rape me.
Me-....Damn it. She found out my plan.

Vicky-T- Wait a tick, that don't figure out right.....wait.

Anthony- What color do you think Greg's ribbon should be?
Me- ....Cowboy color!

Me- Dude! Greg's totally an Acne Monster!

Anthony- I own J. He's my bitch.
Me- Well I own you. So that makes you and J my bitches.
Anthony- No, you own my brain.
Me- Which controls you so...yeah I own you. And you own J. So I own J. Yay me!
Anthony- ...Damn it.

Me- I want Anthony's sex cookies!

Anthony- So you're a girl huh?

Anthony- ...Amanda, are you killing kittens?

Anthony- What would you do if you woke up and I had writen all over your face?
Me- You would no longer have a penis.

Anthony- Hey, Amanda. How do you spell 'fantasy'?
Me- ....Shut up.
Anthony- Fantasy is not spelled with a 'ph', Amanda.
Me- Yes it is! Shut Up!

Me- Hey, look! There's another one!
Anthony- What?
Me- A Jewish Star.
Anthony- A Jew Star? What the hell? Racist.
Me- I said Jew'ish' Star, you jerk!

Anthony- I'm totally building you a sphinx when you die....

*Anthony and I watching the movie Gamer*
Everyone else- Woah! Look at all the blood!
Anthony and I- That's so cool!*both of us were refering to the lowest A on the piano played in the background xD*

Anthony's cousin's GF- Yeah, I made it up to calculus in highschool
Me- I got up to Algebra 2
Anthony- I'm in Honor's Algebra 2
Anthony's cousin- Yeah, well I can beat all y'all. I got up to calculator! And I got a C. Beat that.

Anthony's cousin- God, you guys are dumb. It's like, "How old are you?" "Spaghetti!"

Morgey- Hey, little girl. Want some blueberry pie?

Future child- Daddy, why does Grandpa hate you?
Anthony- Because Grandpa's just a jerk like that.
Tony- *takes phone away*
Anthony-....Seriously?

Chelsea-*writes genius on a name tag and puts it on* See I'm a genius!
Me- Hey, Genius. You spelled 'Genius' wrong.















Quotes-

A Midsummer Night's Dream-

"So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord,
Ere I will yield my virgin patent up,
Unto his lordship whose unwished yoke
My soul consents not to give sovereignty."


The Phantom of the Opera(1925)

"Christine: You... You are the Phantom!"
"Erik: If I am the Phantom, it is because man's hatred has made me so... If I shall be saved, it will be because your love redeems me."


The Phantom of the Opera(1962)

"The Phantom: I am going to teach you to sing, Christine. I am going to give you a new voice! A voice so wonderful that theatres all over the world will be filled with your admirers. You will be the greatest star the opera has ever known. Greater than the greatest! And when you sing, Christine, you will be singing only... for me."

"Harry Hunter: [Harry is asking Christine to go out to lunch with him after she has been dismissed from the opera] I insist that you come and celebrate."
"Mrs. Tucker: Celebrate, Mr. Hunter?"
"Harry Hunter: Yes, Mrs. Tucker. Today we both got the sack."
"Christine Charles: Oh no, Harry."
"Harry Hunter: Oh yes, Harry."


Vincent Price(1911-1993)

"I sometimes feel that I'm impersonating the dark unconscious of the whole human race. I know this sounds sick, but I love it."

"I hate being old and ill! Don't get old if you can avoid it!"

"A man who limits his interests limits his life."


Fred Astaire(1899-1987)

"The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any."

"I have no desire to prove anything by it. I never used it as an outlet or as a means of expressing myself. I just dance."


Judy Garland(1922-1969)

"In the silence of night I have often wished for just a few words of love from one man, rather than the applause of thousands of people."

"How strange when an illusion dies. It's as though you've lost a child."


Johnny Depp(1963- )

"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do."

"I was ecstatic when they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries.' Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots."

"With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying."

"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured.' That kind of thing."

"This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation."

"The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? [Like] 'Republican party' [or] 'airplane food.'"


Walt Disney(1901-1966)

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

"Disneyland will never be completed, so long as there is imagination in the world."


John Lennon(1940-1980)

"Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes."

"Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground."

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."


Rudolf Vanlentino(1895-1926)

"To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize in them is infinitely worse."


Edgar Allen Poe(1809-1849)

"Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence. "

"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."


Bela Lugosi(1882-1956)

"Death, the final, triumphant lover."

"Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman."

"I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow."

"In Hungary acting is a profession. In America it is a decision."


Marina Sirtis (1955- )

"I was originally cast to be the brains of the Enterprise. Somehow I became The Chick. There's a little ugly girl inside of me going 'Yay! I'm a sex symbol!'"


Omar Sharif (1932- )

"Aggressive feminists scare me."

"To head-butt a cop is the dream of every Frenchman."'


Nathaniel Parker (1962- )

"I have always thought women were the superior sex. Witnessing childbirth confirmed it for me."


Adolf Hitler (1889-1945)

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."


Leopold Stokowski (1882-1977)

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence."

V for Vendetta (2005)

""It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place,
but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one.
I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish.
Every inch, but one. An inch.
It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having.
We must never lose it or give it away.
We must NEVER let them take it from us.
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place.
I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better.
But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that,
even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you,
laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you,
I love you. With all my heart...I love you."

"Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe."

Fahrenhiet 451 (1953)

""I'm afraid of children my own age. They kill each ... other. Did it always used to be that way? My uncle says no. Six of my friends have been shot in the last year alone. Ten of them died in car wrecks. I'm afraid of them and they don't like me because I'm afraid. My uncle says his grandfather remembered when children didn't kill each other. But that was a long time ago when they had things different."

""Do you mind if I ask? How long have you worked at being a fireman?"
"Since I was twenty, ten years ago."
"Do you ever read any of the books you bum?"
He laughed. "That's against the law!"
"Oh. Of course."
"It's fine work. Monday bum Millay, Wednesday Whitman, Friday Faulkner, burn 'em to ashes, then bum the ashes. That's our official slogan."
They walked still further and the girl said, "Is it true that long ago firemen put fires out instead of going to start them?"
"No. Houses. have always been fireproof, take my word for it."
"Strange. I heard once that a long time ago houses used to burn by accident and they needed firemen to stop the flames."
He laughed.
She glanced quickly over. "Why are you laughing?"
"I don't know." He started to laugh again and stopped "Why?"
"You laugh when I haven't been funny and you answer right off. You never stop to think what I've asked you.""

"He clenched the book in his fists.
Trumpets blared.
"Denham's Dentrifice."
Shut up, thought Montag. Consider the lilies of the field.
"Denham's Dentifrice."
They toil not-
"Denham's--"
Consider the lilies of the field, shut up, shut up.
"Dentifrice ! "
He tore the book open and flicked the pages and felt them as if he were blind, he picked at the shape of the individual letters, not blinking.
"Denham's. Spelled : D-E.N "
They toil not, neither do they . . .
A fierce whisper of hot sand through empty sieve.
"Denham's does it!"
Consider the lilies, the lilies, the lilies...
"Denham's dental detergent."
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" It was a plea, a cry so terrible that Montag found himself on his feet, the shocked inhabitants of the loud car staring, moving back from this man with the insane, gorged face, the gibbering, dry mouth, the flapping book in his fist. The people who had been sitting a moment before, tapping their feet to the rhythm of Denham's Dentifrice, Denham's Dandy Dental Detergent, Denham's Dentifrice Dentifrice Dentifrice, one two, one two three, one two, one two three. The people whose mouths had been faintly twitching the words Dentifrice Dentifrice Dentifrice. The train radio vomited upon Montag, in retaliation, a great ton-load of music made of tin, copper, silver, chromium, and brass. The people wcre pounded into submission; they did not run, there was no place to run; the great air-train fell down its shaft in the earth.
"Lilies of the field." "Denham's."
"Lilies, I said!"
The people stared.
"Call the guard."
"The man's off--"
"Knoll View!"
The train hissed to its stop.
"Knoll View!" A cry.
"Denham's." A whisper.
Montag's mouth barely moved. "Lilies...""

Yul Brynner (1920-1985)
"Girls have an unfair advantage over boys: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."