| Registered: | Jul 25, 2008 9:57 PM |
| ID: | 81568 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Miss Gwargh - wait looks I'm a male today. Nvm. |
| Gender: | Male |
| Eem: | 3,090 |
| Pet choice: | Ignore |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Last seen: | 794 weeks, 3 days, 18 hours, 45 minutes ago |
| gwargh is actually two people! Wow! GUESS. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS. ----- I never thought I would have gone through with it…but I did. Those girly sunglasses I had to use changed everything. So, I happen to be this pineapple. I’m not normal, though; I’m blind. I was born blind, and it wasn’t that fun. I mean, I was okay with being blind and all, but…those sunglasses. My mother and father were never very well off. They hardly had any money, so you could imagine how hard it would be to have a blind son. Out of both of them, only my mother owned sunglasses. Since she was a very girly girl, she only had hot pink rimmed sunglasses. UGH. I think you know what happened. From the day of my birth, I had to wear girly pink sunglasses, just because my mother didn’t want to scare people with my icky blind eyes. Even when I was born, I was tormented. BECAUSE OF THOSE GLASSES. Eventually, I got extremely sick of it. Everyday single fucking—excuse my language—I was tormented. ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE GLASSES. I just wanted to run away, get my sight back, or…get a sex change. Now, which one do you think was the most logical? EXACTLY. Getting a sex change. And here I am now, a girl. Not that I look any different…because pineapples do not have breasts or vaginas. When I was a guy, I did not have a penis. So I just changed genders for no reason. Wait…did I even get operated on? You know what, I think I’ll just go back to the fruit bowl, maybe find a wife, have some kids. Wait, never mind. I just remembered...THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. | |