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Gratina Kito
Registered:	Jul 9, 2008 6:26 PM

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Title:	User
Name:	Dimond Dust
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Gratina Kito Hi if you were my friend before...Welcome to my new profile!!!! I am ... height:5'6 hair:Blonde eyes:blue green age:11 grade:6th personalaty:nice loves to meet new people! Importaunt peoples.... Desensitized! For helping me in my first contest by telling me a cheater was posting wrongly just so he could win. Thank you for helping me with that! I really apperciate it!! Friends... Supa_Pichu Ferret_luver343 Teriyaki Shark_Size Fire Elf codycoco Lt. Wolf {i know him in real life. he's awesome!!!} Things I like... Bettas Drawing Anime Pokemon Horror Movies Idyllwild Penguins DeviantArt.com Comedy Star Wars You Tube The Price of Eygpt Things I hate...Mellisa C. People who hate me Those who perverted Yeah, I'm Grievous crazy. rofl lmfao Click You Must!! He kicks ass if you ever saw a Star Wars movie before 3! Curse them to make him die! His apprentice is crushed because of his death... So Sad! ... Click here to feed me a Rare Candy! Get your own at Pokeplushies! Go to Giratina's Produce Shoppe!! If you really want to help me go to my shop and help support my pets and groups! Your the only one that can make the difference! I am collecting... Ballons Orbs Envalopes Fruits [Please Donate!] You see I'm not Giratina I'm "Gratina" a desendent of Giratina. SO SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING I SPELLED IT WRONG!!!! this is an awesome pic. YEH Boredby. Gratina Kito “I’m bored!” the voice of Anakin Skywalker wailed through the ship bridge as Jedi Master’s Obi-wan Kenobi, Shaak-ti, and Kit-fisto along with the Knight Aayla Secura all heard for the Billionth time that day. “Sigh, we realize you are bored Anakin but continuously rambling about it is not going to change it!” Master Obi-wan tried to say as calmly as he could. These particular Jedi were being sent on a mission to Onderon to gather information on a cult of renegade Mandalorian’s and it was a very, very long and boring trip. “Sigh, now I remember the other reason I decided not to take another Padawan.” Shaak-ti sighed. “I swear by the force, If he says it one more time!” Aayla Secura was losing her patients with the young Knight who had been complaining the entire trip. “Why don’t you think of something productive to do Anakin?” Kit-fisto practically begged. “I’ve been doing that for the past 6 hours though!” Anakin again complained. “well why don’t you play a game!” Obi-wan had just gone over the edge and was willing to play any stupid eye-spy game just to shut up his annoying former Padawan. “Hmm, like what?” Anakin asked. “You could try the quite game!” Both Aayla and Kit exclaimed. “You could try to hold your breath until you pass out!” Shaak-ti growled also rather annoyed. “Or how about you go into the garbage chute and get sucked out into space!” Obi-wan was fervently pissed now and was about to actually do it when Anakin suddenly suggested... “Or we could play Truth or Dare!” “WHAT?” every Jedi but Anakin was totally confused there. “Truth or dare, I used to play it on Tatooine it’s where you…(Anakin explains).” “Hmm, it sounds interesting.” Shaak-ti admitted. “It is, and were gonna play it!” Anakin quickly grabbed the yoke of the ship from Obi-wan and pushed the auto-pilot button. “Ok lets play!” They all got into a circle in the middle of the bridge. Anakin: “Ill start since your all new at this, Obi-wan truth or dare?” Obi-wan: “Hmm, ill pick truth.” Anakin: “Chicken, anyway who was your first love?” Anakin asked. Obi-wan: “Jedi aren’t allowed to love so no one.” Anakin: “hey, No lying, ok everyone he lied so we must all use force persuasion at once. Go!” Suddenly all the other Jedi used force persuasion on Obi-wan, it was to much and he was suddenly blurting out the answer. Obi-wan: “Gah, my light saber!” Shaak-ti: “Your light saber?” Aayla: “Wow, ill never look at that light saber the same way again!” Anakin: “bwahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!” Obi-wan: “Shut up! May I remind you that Padme still doesn’t know about your secret noodle sculpture?” The second Obi-wan said that Anakin’s face pailed. Anakin: “you wouldn’t!” Obi-wan: “I would.” Kit: “Noodle sculpture?” Aayla: “What the heck is that? Shaak-ti: “Sounds inappropriate.” Anakin: “blush, grr shut up and go Obi-wan.” Obi-wan: “ok, Shaak-ti Truth or Dare?” Shaak-ti: “Dare.” Shaak-ti wasn’t about to be asked her first love and be put through the ordeal of admitting her love of a Cyborg. Anakin: “Ooo, She’s tough.” Obi-wan: “Ok I dare you to…call Grievous and ask him out on a date!” Shaak-ti: “What, why would I do that! And besides its against our Jedi code!” Silence! For I am the author of this story and I say piddles to the code! Anakin: “Big guys got a point.” Obi-wan: “looks like you got to make a phone call.” Obi-wan grinned slyly. Shaak-ti: “Oh man this is gonna be hell!” Phone call. The room was filled with silence and the air was thick with excitement as the Jedi Master began to dial General Grievous’s Phone # (A/N bear with me people I don’t know how she would have it but who cares.) Anakin: “Hoy man she’s doing it!” Every one but Shaak ti: “OOOOO!” Shaak ti: “You guys shut up, he may not even be home!” She yelled as she began to dial his number. Ring RingThe other end rang as Shaak ti twisted the cord in anticipation. Shaak ti: “You guys are so gonna regret this later!” She gasped as a voice on the other end answered. “Hello?” It was non other than… Shaak ti: “Oh why hello Count Dooku!” DUM DUM DUUM! Anakin: “Its Dooku! Shoot him down!” Obi-wan: “maybe later Anakin, lets let Shaak ti continue the dare” Dooku: “Why hello Master Shaak ti, what a pleasure to hear from you! How may I help you?” The old geezer asked hoping to chat with someone other than his Master or Grievous. Shaak ti: “Actually could I please speak to Grievous?” She asked he voice kind of shaky as Anakin was being held back from stealing the phone by the others. (Imagine Obi wan holding his legs while Kit sat on him and Aayla held his mouth shut) Dooku: “Oh ok ill get him.” He sadly called for Grievous Shaak ti: “Thank you Master Dooku and may the force be with you.” Dooku: “You to.” The crowd sat in silence, well except for Anakin who couldn’t breathe and was beginning to turn purple. Shaak ti waited in silence until Grievous’s voice came from the other end. Grievous: “WHAT WHO IS IT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHO DARES INTERUPPT MY DAILY BUBBLE BATH!” The insane Cyborg shouted as He squeezed the head of his rubber duck causing the head to pop off. Shaak ti: “Oh hello Grievous, um this is Shaak ti.” Grievous suddenly perked up Grievous: “Oh hello Shaak ti, what can I help you with?” The crowd looked interested that is until Aayla suddenly screamed. Aayla: “OW! Anakin pinched my butt!” everyone turned to look at the now indigo Anakin and blinked. Anakin: “Well I didn’t have much of a choice you were suffocating me!” Aayla: “Well you could have tapped my shoulder you didn’t have to pinch my butt!” she said rubbing her Gluteous Maximus Grievous: “Say I thought I heard screaming. Is there a slaughter going on? Can I join?” Shaak ti: “Um no that was just some Jedi matters, but me and a few friends are playing truth or dare you wanna play?” there was silence… Grievous: “HOT DAMN! ILL PLAY! CONSIDER IT A DATE!” He said it so long that everyone in the room could hear it and Shaak ti was shaking her head to get rid of the ringing. Shaak ti: “Ok great well give you our coordinates.” As she was saying it the General came rushing through the air lock trash remover nearly killing everyone else. Grievous: Im here!” He then grabbed Shaak ti’s waste and pulled her over to the rest of the group. Everyone: “Um how did you… never mind lets play.” Grievous: “Great! Obi wan, Truth or Dare?” It's a date! Anakin with a red face: “Hold it, Shaak ti just went so now she gets to Dare someone.” Grievous: “oh ok, Shaak ti continue.” Shaak ti: “hmmm, Aayla Truth or Dare?” Aayla: “Dare.” The young Twielek announced showing bravery. Shaak ti: “Ok I dare you to beat the living crap out of Anakin for pinching your butt.” Obiwan: “That’s not a dare!” The wise Master complained as Aayla began to throttle Anakin with the hilt of her light saber. Anakin: “Ow! Oww! Owww!” He cried as his head was barraged with thousands of Knight speed smacks to the head. Aayla: “This is what you get for F around with Twielek’s! go pilot the ship!” She yelled as she force pushed him to the ship. Anakin: “Ye-Yes ma’am.” He choked as he began to pilot the ship. Aayla: “Now then! Lets continue!” The group all shakily agreed including Grievous not wanting to invoke the wrath of the Blue Lady with attitude. Grievous Whispering: “She’s scarier than a Rancor with a Hernia!” He whispered to Shaak ti. Shaak ti: “Hold me!” She cried in terror. Aayla: “Kit, Truth or Dare?” Cup sizes and :lemonscolor=gold] Now sit down, Shut up, and enjoy! The group all looked in terror at the Jedi Master who was at the very mercy of the very Twielek who had just kicked the Chosen one's ass. Kit: "Uh um Truth." He choked worried that the twitchy Twielek would snap at any moment and throw their dismembered bodies out the air chute. Aayla: "Oh ok then, hmm who do you think has bigger boob's Me or Shaak ti?" Grievous: "Shaak ti!." It sounded like a sneeze. Kit: "Um…Um, You?" The wise Nautilon knew that the wrong answer could mean instant death and he was sure as hell not about to die. Aayla: "Oh nice answer." She said seductively. "Now here's your prize!" She pulled him into a passionate kiss that ended with Fisto's nose bleeding rapidly and Aayla's shirt ripping. Obi-wan: "Wow! And after one kiss!" Anakin: "Padme can do better." Grievous: "pst pst pss." Grievous whispered something into Shaak ti's ear that made her face turn scarlet and smile. Kit: "Well then, Obi-wan Truth or Dare?" Obi-wan: "Mmm, Dare." Kit: "Ok then." He suddenly pulled a big bowl of Lemons out of his robes. "I dare you to suck on every single one of these Lemons without stopping!" Everyone: "Ooooo!" Obi-wan: "Gulp!" Kit handed Obi-wan the fruit and left the room. "I'm sorry but I have a weak stomach and this could be nasty!" Everyone left the room in agreement with Shaak ti and Grievous fondling. Grievous: "While we take this break what do you say we discuss a truce? I'm getting tired of all this fighting crap." Shaak ti: "Ok, lets go." Many hours later… Everyone entered the room where they had left Obi-wan in hours ago and they had just negotiated a peaceful solution to the war. Grievous: "Ok so we are agreed, I get the Galactic Hot tub lounge on Tuesday's through Friday's and you get it the other days." Everyone: "Agreed." Mean while in the Galactic Core worlds Clone's and Droid's alike were embracing in hugs of friendship for today they were freaks of peace and not violence, for now Clone men could sleep with Droid women and Droid men could shoot the son of a bitch in the balls for sleeping with his wife and not have an entire squadron of his Droid brothers with him to do it. Grievous: "Ok let me call this in, dials a phone Hello? Sidious big news I got us a Hot tub slot, I know isn’t it great! Hold on…" He gazed at Anakin. "Sidious sends his love. Now then, Boss were playing Truth or Dare. Want to join? Ok see ya then." He hung up. "He'll be here later." Anakin: "I wonder how Obi-wan went with his Dare?" The question was soon answered at the sight of a pale Obi-wan on the ground with an empty bowl minus a few stray lemon seeds. Anakin: "Gasp! Master!" He quickly jumped on top of him smacking him around and jabbing at him to wake up. Anakin: "No Master get up get up!" He glared at the bowl of lemon seeds. "You did this to him you Bastard! He began to beat the Bejesus out of the bowl. "Damn you! Damn you to hell! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Everyone stared at Obi-wan. Aayla poked him with a stick. Shaak ti threw pebbles at him. Kit bawled like a bitch at his side. Grievous however kneeled at his side and said Grievous: "Hey Obi-wan, Padme is running down the hall in nothing but a thong. Suddenly Obi-wan's eyes were filled with new life as he spit the lemon lodged in his throat out square on Grievous's face. Obi-wan: "Who What Where Thong!" Anakin: "Hurray he's alive! Sorry guys I guess we wont need you after all." He addressed a herd of witch doctors covered in paint with eager faces ready to bring him to life. Witch doctors: "Grumble grumble." Shaak ti was staring at Grievous with a face full of fright. "Uh oh." Grievous stared at the lemon and declared… "Oh its war!" Shaak ti: "Here we go again!" Mean while on the Core worlds Clone's and Droids alike were covered with the oil and blood of their fallen enemies, for now a Clone man could sleep with a Droid woman and get shot in the nuts by the Droid man along with an entire squadron of Droid buddies covering his back. Revenge of the lemons! The group had finally quieted down from the rather unpleasant mishap involving Obi-wan's lemon. Shaak ti: "So who's next?" Obi-wan decided it was time for payback and he was going to get it one way or the other… Obi-wan: "Anakin Truth or Dare?" He smiled in an evil way Anakin: "Dare." He didn’t see it coming… Obi-wan: "Alright then. Grievous you're going to have to leave the room for a few minutes for this to work." Grievous simply shrugged and did as he was told. Obi-wan: "Good now Anakin I dare you to strip Kit naked and throw him on top of Shaak ti!" Shaak ti, Kit Fisto, Anakin, Aayla: "WHAT!" They all screamed at the same time. Anakin: "Hey Aayla why did you scream?" Aayla: "I cant have my bitch jumping naked on top of other women!" Kit: "I'm not your bitch!" Aayla: "Yes you are!" She turned into scary Aayla again and showed fangs that could bite through a Kreat Dragon. Kit: "O- Ok I'm your bitch!" He shakily agreed knowing that if he didn’t he could die. Shaak ti: "I don’t care if he's Yoda's Bitch! (off in the distance on Coruscant Yoda suddenly went bug eyed. MACE: "What's wrong?" YODA: "Strange it is. Could have sworn I heard someone call me a bitch they did.") Shaak ti: "He is not jumping on me!" Obi-wan suddenly force confused Shaak ti. Obi-wan: "Now Anakin now now!" As Anakin undressed Kit Aayla jumped in lightsaber drawn to defend her bitch while Obi-wan fought her off. After a few minutes it was done and Kit lay atop a confused Shaak ti bare as the day he was born. Obi-wan: "Perfect. Oh Grievous you can come out now!" Kit suddenly went bug eyed as the gigantic cyborg walked out and nearly fainted as he witnessed Shaak ti being molested by an ugly green skinny Jedi. Grievous: "No get off of my bitch you ugly green skinny Jedi!" He rushed over and beat the blue bloody be-jeezus out of Kit while Obi-wan laughed in vengeance. The rest of the hour was spent watching Kit scream in agony, Shaak ti look like Yoda had just molested a Wookie, Aayla beating the crap out of Obi-wan's head and Anakin taking 5 showers out of the grossness of touching a green skinny ugly Jedi. (Yes yes I know not as long as usual but this is what you get for not giving me nice reviews! Without my reviews my brain just couldn’t handle all the empty mail days! Stay tuned for next chapter when Sidious joins!) We want you! We left off with Anakin in the shower, Kit being tortured, Shaak ti in trauma, and of course Obi wan getting his ass kicked by our favorite blue twielek. Anakin: “Wow I never thought that so many showers could still not make me feel any cleaner!” He said sitting down and placing his hands in a gallon of hand sanitizer. Aayla: “P.U.! Anakin that stuff stinks! Anakin: “I need it though! I touched a gross skinny yucky green Jedi!” Grievous: “Well after today it would be better to call him a gross skinny yucky Blue, Red, Purple, Indigo, Violet, Pink, Yellow, And green Jedi.” He said sitting down while cradling Shaak ti. Grievous: “Our you alright Shaak?” Shaak ti began to stir before finally coming together. Shaak ti: “I-I think so.” She got up to see a very messy site. Shaak ti: “Oh my… What happened to Obi wan?” She asked indicating the now bloody broken corpse of the fallen Jedi Master. Anakin: “Obi wan! Obi wan!” Grievous: “Well it looks like we are down two members of the game.” He said pointing to a very grim looking Kit. Shaak ti: “What are we gonna do?” She asked feeling glum that she didn’t get to have a turn and take a totally off the record dark side worthy revenge against Obi wan. Aayla: “Hmm.” Suddenly the ships phone rang. “Ill get it!” Aayla: “Hello?” It was non other than! (Sidious fans hold your breaths!)………………………………………………………………………………… THE PIZZA GUY! Grievous: “What the hell who phoned you?” Anakin stood up and got the pizza while paying $50 credits of Kits pilfered cash. “Hehehehe.” Anakin: “I ordered it to celebrate the new treaty that was lost when Obi wan spit a lemon on your helmet.” Grievous: “Oh well I don’t have a stomach so no thanks.” Aayla got up. Aayla: “Ill take a slice.” Anakin: “Nooooooooooooooo!” His scream sent Aayla packing straight into the garbage disposal. Aayla: “Damn you the One!” Shaak ti: “The one?” Grievous: “You know, Like the Matrix. How in that funny foamy the squirrel cartoon they make fun of the one and Anakin is the chosen one?” Shaak ti: “Oh! Not funny…” As the smoke settled a terrible truth was revealed… Anakin: “We have no celebration!” Suddenly a ship was spotted on the radar. It was non other than… Everyone still conscious: “Sidious!” Sidious on the Holo-vid: “Hello Jedi scum and Droid bitch.” Grievous whispering: “Cross dresser.” Shaak ti: giggle Sidious on the holo-vid: “Well as you know Grievous invited me here so let us begin!” Anakin: “Hurray something to celebrate!” Sidious on the holo-vid disappeared and out from the refresher door with the help of smoke for a dramatic entrance stood Sidious. Sidious: “Hello everyone.” Shaak ti: “Whats with the smoke?” Sidious: “Oh um nothing…” (It’s a bathroom people) Grievous: “Well even with you here it wont help. There are only 4 of us now.” Sidious: “I hope you don’t mind but I brought some friends.” Out of the smoke carried by one of Grievous guards was Count Dooku. Anakin: “Dooku!” He lunged at him only to be bitch slapped by the droid. Anakin: “What the hell?” He lunged again only to be bitch slapped again. The others watched with interest as for the next 12 hours Anakin was bitch slapped. Grievous: “For the love of all things droid get the hell over here and let’ play!” Anakin: “Fine.” He walked over with the droid who layed the unconscious Dooku on the ground. Shaak ti: “What happened to him?” Sidious: “Eh the kid was all freaky like that crazy Squirrel in over the hedge so I Force Lightning him to the other side of the ship. He doesn’t get out of his cage much.” Shaak ti: “Oh.” She said poking him with a stick. Sidious: “Alright, Shaak ti truth or dare?” Shaak ti: “Umm.” She didn’t know what to choose with a Sith Lord. He could make her tell her most embarrassing dream story. Or he could dare her to give Him a lap dance. (partly thank Grievous’s lady for that) Shaak ti: “Um Um Um. Dare!” She still had lots of secrets to protect and whatever her dared her to do would be his fault not hers. Sidious: “Hahahahaha! Excellent. I dare you to join the dark side!” Anakin: “Hey that’s my scene!” Shaak ti: “Why do you want me to join the dark side?” He tossed her a very slutty black outfit worthy of Aayla Shaak ti: “You have got to be kidding me…” Sidious: “Oh no its all in the official Sith rule book. You see every Sith must have black and look cooler then a Jedi. Also the more children you eat the more free chips you get at Black Jack. Grievous: “Bull shit. I must have eaten 12 children and only got 5 free chips at Black Jack!” Sidious: “Um do you hear a Darth before your name Droid bitch?” Grievous: “I hate you…” Shaak ti: “Hey um why is my out fit so revealing?” Sidious: “Read the rule book.” Anakin: “Oh man she’s wearing that!” Anakin could feel his heart skip a few beats. Grievous: “This is going to be my most cherished memory.” He said deleting his children’s births in his most cherished memory section of his lap top so he had room. Shaak ti: “Sigh, well I guess I have no choice.” She said going to the bathroom to put it on. Anakin: “Hey Sidious. What were you doing in our bathroom anyway?” Sidious: “I had to pee.” Anakin: “Oh.” He said gagging at the thought of an old guy peeing in there. Shaak ti: “Here I come.” She yelled from the bathroom. Grievous: “Anakin get the camera ready!” Anakin: “Ready!” As everyone stared in awe at the now incredibly hotter Shaak ti somewhere in the distance on Coruscant Master Yoda gasped. Windu: “What is wrong?” (Seriously people Mace is everywhere with Yoda. Stalker maybe…) Yoda: “Happened a terrible thing has. Go to the Jedi on there way to Onderon I must!” Think it's funny so far? Copy this and paste on your profile if you think so! Like adventure and romance Star Wars?Click here!