Username: Zeck
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Hey you left the hose running. Fuck you.
Now why would you say that? That isn't going to solve my water bill.
Go fuck a cow.
How would fucking a cow make anything better? Your mom's a cow. Should I fuck her?
You don't have any balls. Remeber?
Because you bit them off when you where sucking my cock.
No, your girlfriend did. You're not that lucky.
No, it was you because I saw you sucking my male Chicken for no reason so I was running over to save my barnyard friend, naked. And you bit my balls off. Your really mean.
You suck.
Username: candygurl429
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Are you fat? uh y do u wanna know?
Your username has candy in it and people who eat candy are fat. duh.
no im not
Are you sure?
yeah im sure
I don't think you are physicalogically.
good 4 u
Well you see, You put your username as Candy. So you must really like candy. So you HAVE to be fat.
No it was just a song i liked called candy shop im trying to be nice so can you please leave me alone
Why should I leave you alone? What are you like when you get pissed? *Pokes with a stick*
.........*ignoring you*.............................
*Ass fucks you*
............................*still ignoring you*............................................
Username: HOTCHICK_21
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: You think your so hott huh? yea u got a problem with that
Hrmm, well can you state why you think your hott? What are your nice qualities?
why am i talkin 2 u... oh welll
Sorry, I am not following.
why r u talkin 2 me... do i know you?
Because I'm hot. And yes you know me.
oh??? from where
Skewl.
oh so whats my name?
Hillary.
hahaha ur funny
How was that funny? IM BEING FUCKING SERIOUS BITCH! FUCK YOU NIGGA
im mnot gonna stoop 2 ur level and call u names im smarter than that
yet u type lyke dis. ur 2 fukin stoopid.
oh no a couple typos big deal get over it jeez
Your still not typing right.
what do u want from me 2 type perfectly
That would be nice.
whatever
You forgot to capitalize it.
big deal
Incomplete sentance. And no capitalization.
what the fuck are you an english teacher?
Username: Piedmon
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Do you like pie? Awkward.
What's so awkward about pie? Oh I see. Your one of those freaks that smear pie on eachother's crotches and licks it off. Yeah I get you know.
I think you meant "now," but I could be wrong, Thanks for playing, though. I love a good joke every now and again, but you are really trying too hard. You may send me another message when you can think of something interesting to say.
Interesting. Is that interesting enough? How about this? *Fucks a Fish*
Still not interested. I must insist that you stop trying so hard. It is only making you seem foolish.
My username ain't tomfoolery for nothing now is it?
Foolery, not foolish my dear.
Seems to be the same thing. *Ass fucks a dandelion*
Maybe to you. By the by, would that be the pistol or the stamen?
My semen.
I did not think that you would get it. For your sake I kind of wished you would, but I can see your knowledge of anything is quite limited.
I do get it. The pistol is the thing on a flower head of a male, and the stamen is the female part of a flower. Gosh. Besides, knowledge goes beyond flowers.
Oh, I am sure that the technical term is "the thing on a flower." Moving past that point, I am positive that your knowledge moves past nothing.
I wouldn't be typing and talking to you if I didn't have any knowledge. I would be a mere sack of skin, and water and bones.
You really are trying that hard, so I'll give you a few points. You are still in the negatives, though so those don't help out that much. Though that won't matter much to you, because you are having too much fun poking fun at others on this website, just so that you can feel better about yourself. Deep down you and I both know that no one likes you. Smile and be happy, it is a great day.
Username: Delhi. (p.s- I love Delhi now. Delhi is a sex fish beast friend)
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: You suck you gay cock monkey. Bet you will be afraid to even respond to this. Mother fucker.
Don't even try to pelt me either. Because I have no pets.
ASL? ...?
Fuck that. Just because you did that. I fucking love you. Your truely amazing. Your a sex beast.
You misspelled 'truly.' Ah well. I gotta go eat now. Toodles.
Username: c.y.b.e.r.g.u.r.l.2.8
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Hi I start fucking you hard and you are moaning and you feel your insides burst with cum
Whoa...
I'm humping you hard as your breasts flop will each thrust. My hard cock is slamming your tight pussy.
wtf...
Can I have a blowjob now?
No, you may not.
You start sucking my cock. I'm moaning and soon a blow a hot load into your mouth.
Wow...you need a life darling.
I know you like it.
You wish I did.
I know you do. Just by the fact you keep responding.
You're entertaining, and quite annoying...
Username: pimpin14!!!
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Suck my DICK! no thanks
You know you want to.
nah
I see that look in your eyes. You. Me. Dick sucking now.
you cant see me
You wouldn't believe what I can see. I was looking at you in the shower. Becoming quite the young man I can see.
what ever
Username: !_!_!ad'exia
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Hey Baby. I think your hott. Why thank you. ;D
flap flap flap flap
Fap fap fap fap
Mine flaps. Because I'm a fat mother fuck.
And that's hot, baby.
Yep. Since I'm such a fat ass....The heat entrapment of my own bubbling fat keeps me quite warm and snug *Bites another burger*
Must be fabulous in summer.
Username: -Olive_Juice_E!-
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I have a question... what does tomfoolery mean? It means to have anal sex with a pig.
Cool! Sounds like fun...
I'm sure you'd enjoy it. Me and my wife have.
So your married... cool. I'm too young ot get married... plus I don't even like a guy right now... well a real guy anyway...
Username: inyuasha8
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Your a fucking cock monkey i can call you every damn cussword i know ya bastard
REALLY. GO FOR IT YOU CUNT
BLOCK
You jipped me. That's just one.
Username: AmericanBeauty
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Do you like snails? fuck yeah! sanils are pretty rad
Snails feel so tickly. Don't you think?
uhh.. no
Well you should try. The feeling is estatic.
okay
I should share with you, I like to do a trick with them. Care to hear? It is quite enjoyable.
alrite.. tell me
Take about 12 snails. Just the little ones. Care to hear more?
yea..
Take off your pants and spread them on your crotch.
hahahaa.. wow. sounds exciting, maybe ill try that eh?
Username: BJgray
Quote: Quote: Erm you see, I don't have anyone else to come to about this problem. I like blood. I will cut myself just to drink the blood, and one day, my friend got a cut and I couldn't help myself so I drank her blood too. Now she won't talk to me! What do I do? tell her your sorry. You should never drink your friends blood.
Username: Sammo
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Hey hey hey baby I can Juggle...
WITH MY DICK Hey that sounds like fun, how many balls can you do at the same time.
Fifty fucking six and I sure as damn seven hells am proud of it.
I have an Uncle in Mexico who can do 63... He hosts donkeys shows...
Really? damn that is the shit. He can do it because he's beaner. Beaners get their dicks caught in the train and fences so they get scretched.
Hey whatever it takes, he takes his work very seriously.
Username: Riiko16
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I can't believe you fucking killed my parakeet you ass. huh?
You sick fuck. You came over to my house yesterday, and Charles was in his cage, and you took him out and bit his head off. Why did you do it?
He had it coming to him. He was annoying as fuck. Now he can rot in hell.
But he was such a nice bird! Your a horrible friend! My parakeet will fuck you in the depths of hell
Not if satan's fucking it in the ass with a pitch fork.
You are one disturbed fuck. That was my grandmothers bird!
Well it shouldn't have bit me. I'm go to bed good night.
Username: Teriyaki
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Your just a bad ass mouther trucker
...okay...
So you like Japan?
How did you know that? O_o
I talked to your mother the other day, Anyhoo. Japan sucks.
Right...
All those girls over there are weird. They stomp on fucking kitties with high heels and they eat dogs!!!!! they are sick!
Hmm...I get it...
Username: Banette
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: whts ur fone # baby? we cn tlk andz hve some gud cht. I'd have to say.... NO!!!!
Wow. That was really harsh. I'm like...Dying inside now.
I'm happy for you.
How so? Do you smile when people die?
When they ask me for personal info on the Internet.
So when you go for online checking account, your going to smile when the teller dies? Shame.
Well, if they work for the company, that's different. You on the other hand, do not work for eCritters.
Username: heidi_luvs_yew (Password has been censored to protect her account)
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Can I have your password? NO not likely.. wat u doing
Nothing. But I'm just seeing how many passwords I can get. I PROMISE I wont hack you. Please I just want your password
Censored.... thats Censored
That's your password?
Censored thats it
Username: !!!eMokid!!!
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I just came my pants
took ya long enough! your hand must be tired
Yes it is. Can I rest my semened hand on your head?
only if you rub it in 
Username: ilikebigbutts
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Why do you like big butts? Because.
Because what. What's wrong with little butts?
They're unattractive.
What's so attractive about large asses?
What's so attractive about little asses?
They remind me of the soft skin of a 5 year old. I find small children attractive. You?
You're sick.
Username: Badwolf
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Nibbles your toe. What the hell? Hey that feels good. Lol.
Know what else feels good?
What, baby? *Puts hand on knee*
Ah shit, hold on, I just came my pants.
*Hands you hanky*
Damn baby, your making me horny.
I'm free when you want me Honey.
Shit, I came my pants AGAIN!
*Hands you hanky*
Username: Daytripper
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I like hotdogs.
*Gives Hotdog*
I need you to put lube on it and shove it slowly up my ass. And squeak like a mouse when doing so.
I don't have any lube...Will mustard work?
That will be most def fine.
Oh god, I think it broke off in your ass...
That might be a problem...
Just get it out. With your mouth.
I have a better idea.
*shoves gerbil up ass*
He'll eat it!
Username: Sunset2694 (weirdest by far)
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Are you afraid of the dark? no y
I'm afraid small spider like zebras will crawl from the dark and steal my pearl necklace. You've got to help me. HELPPPPPP! HELP HELPPPP THEY R CUMMIN
ok what
THEY R IN MAH FUKIN EARS DUDE PULL THEM OUT HELP MEH!!!!1!
y dont u just get a tweezers then and pull them out
Okay hold on... THEY JUST WENT DEEPER... SHITE THEY R NIBBLING MY WAX UUUHHHHHHHHHH HELP!
lol put water in ur ear and drown them out
omg. they fukin drank it what do i do now!!!
put proxcid in ur ear so if they drink it they'll die
Omg they died. but now their dead corpes r stuck in mah ear! how do i get dem out?!
use the water to flush the corpes out
they are still stuck nd now i have water in mah ear and now i have an ear ache
get the tweezers and some out that are close to the end of ur ear so then the water will come out with the corpes
Username: fatty69
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: You stupid fat motherfucking piece of cock sucking shit. right back at ya ..........dick
Thats right my Dick is huge. It's about to be all up in your fat rolls mother F.
you strocker fatty mc fat fat
Eat lard fat fuck
dude u think ur so cool talkin to people u r a loser stop goin on the computer and do some sports fatass
My username isn't fat...is it now? Your on the computer too last time I checked.
i just registered!!!!!
Doesn't change the fact that you are on the computer.
 loser go to your ugly momy ok beacause you r a sack
Username: -Olive_Juice_E- (Again) (Seems I've gained Fans)
Quote: Quote: Quote: I thought you might like to know about your Fan club Wow. Fans. Me like.
Yeah, you have become quiet popular on this site... I guess that is why that peace of shit fatty69 is trying to copy you. Badwolf is your biggest fan though... she wants to marry you...
Username: touchme 54
Quote: Quote: *Touches you 54 times* thank u?
Username: !Eternal_Sontana!
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: How can you tell a boy from a girl?
?
Shit. You don't know either?
Of course I know.
Omg plz tell me
What does the profile say?
Shit about you? now plz tell me.
What does the profile say?
THAT YOU ARE A COCK SUCCKKKKERRRR
?
Username: ShellBee
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Fucking Beener. Stupid mexican piece of shit. I am not Mexican...
Yes you are you fucking lying bitch. Why don't you live in your own country? whore.
Why do you think I am Mexican?
Because I saw you jumping over the fucking border, asshole. Why do you do it?
Oh you know, I was just sick of drinking Corona all day.
Username: ccb
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Hey sexy who are you?
Hannah Montana
bull crap!
No not bull crap. Hannah.
fine then i hate hannah monatana!
Your just jealous because I'm famous.
umm ya right..well if you have a pet on the game...what is one of their names?
Roxy.
cool..what type is it?
A Nigger.
you are a guy and i seen your profile and i am not e-mailing you anymore!
Username: Stoven!
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Fuck that shit.
I'll pass.
No you fail.
Ah well. That's nothing new.
No. Your old.
Not really.
Yes for really fo sho'.
If you want to call sixteen old, sure.
Yep. Your old. I have good news.
OKay.
I fucked your girlfriend
Good for you.
I don't have a girlfriend.
Not anymore, she's with me. Sucking my cock right now. She says your a piece of shit.
Uh huh. Sure.
But, you should probably know, I don't have a girlfriend, because I have a boyfriend.
Not anymore. 'he' got a sex change. And enjoys sucking my dick.
Nope.
He's on my couch right now, bitching about his knee hurting.
He bumped it last night when I was boning him. HARD.
Nah. He tore it up a couple of weeks ago in a rugby game.
Username: Alpha
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Will you take my hand in marrige? Only if I can keep it in a jar.
Okay I'll do that. But you have to gnaw my hand off with your bare teeth, slowly and let the blood gush down your cheeks.
I can do that. Just having your hand in a jar will be worth it. And just to make it special, I'll use the blood to keep it floating. Sound good?
Username: Bluebell_Baby
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Those emails on your profile are soooo random. you remind me of my friend. You should meet him lol. Thanks. I enjoy having fans.
Wouldn't you classify some of that stuff as harrassment?
Eh Nah.
Lol, ok.
They can always Block me.
To be quite honest, people always answer back, so it shows they're enjoying it!
Username: black0678
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: hey babe i heared you were a guy..are you a hot guy!!plus are you single? Hey sexy, Sure. Come sit on my lap.
sorry my friend is right by my side what else do you want to talk about?
Sex
not evan in my life...how is your pet roxy?
Username: Phantoms_girl
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: lol lol hey supz Not much. You?
l0l 1 r3ally leik p4nc4kes dnt u?
Not really. Breakfast foods make me puke.
Can I eat your puke?
Sure, if you can fish it out of the toilet.
Can't you puke in a bowl for me?
Nope. I have no puke for you today.
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