| Registered: | Feb 28, 2008 4:05 PM |
| ID: | 78060 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | L337 z0r |
| Gender: | Male |
| Eem: | 0 |
| Pet choice: | Enslave |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | Loy4l fr13nd, L337 Fr13nd |
| Shops: | Buy Please? |
| Last seen: | 879 weeks, 6 days, 16 hours, 10 minutes ago |
Hi...   Blah is my favorite word why? because its blah! Cool Stick Man Matrix.  Hi,.... That's It. Good Job  GOALS Get " 500, Evil Rocks" Get " 1,000 Evil Rocks" Get "1,500" Evil Rocks" Get "2,000 Evil Rocks" Starting out small. Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me! 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Oooh, you might want to get a doctor to check that out" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free." 9 Things I Hate About Everybody 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the Fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $6 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass? | |