| Registered: | Dec 15, 2007 2:07 PM |
| ID: | 76597 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | starwberries yum yum |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 11,774 |
| Pet choice: | Befriend |
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| Pets: | cuuuuuuuu, Khystar, Roulfe, D'antae |
| Shops: | safeway |
| Last seen: | 837 weeks, 4 days, 20 hours, 58 minutes ago |
| I dont do CYBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So do not ask me!!! A guy who farts in a crowd:  :-p Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW before AND after each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now read just the words upwards from the bottom. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look friends: monkeyfreek(showed me this website,and is my friend in real life):-p tha cuban (ignoring ME!! FRIEND real life) mariposa(she is my BFF IN REAL LIFE!) brendon(shes kool) lilcutie22 = -) xXemo5Xx (he is oky) Jaderbabe (sweet) BabyGurl28( friend in real life) ----------  ------------------------,-|--|==\__|-|---------- ---_-_,'--|--|--------|--\--------- ---|@|---------------|---|-------- ----|o--o-------------'----|------- ----\----------------------/~~~-- -----|-__--======='---------- SPIDER PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (\__/) (='.'=) ('')_('')help the bunny take over world copy and paste him on ur profile hi my ppls =) GUESS WHAT PPL I LIKE  and  ies Ways to really annoy your parents 1. Follow them everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia 4. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling , " The sun, its dying!! " 5. Run into walls 6. Have spontaneous nervous breakdowns. 7. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and yell " Good morning, sunshine " 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder! 9. Run in circles. 10. Pluck out someone's hair and yell " DNA " !!! 11. Wear a sticker that says , " Im a retard " . 12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 13. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe member. 14. Try to climb up your bedroom wall. 15. Make weird animal noises at night and when they come to see whats wrong , pretend your asleep. 16. Do what they tell you to do, this one works very well indeed... 17. Say your pet is mocking you before chasing it around the house. 18. Hold their hand and whisper in a croaky voice, "I see dead people.... 19. When you're in the shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 20. Say quietly "Pardon me but do you have any..." and shout a random word such as Shoelaces/spoons/paintbrushes/springs 21. After everything they say shout "LIAR! " 22. Pretend to be a phone. 23. Try to swim on the floor. 24.Tap on their bedroom door all night. When told to go to bed, do 16, then 15. 25. Pretend to have a multiple personality disorder. Couple this with 12 for maximum effect. 26.Flick the light switch on and off for ages and then say in a suprised, "Oh, I get it" 27. When in public scream, 'No mum, I dont want to know what you bought at the Sex shop!' 28. While in the bathroom, grunt as loud as you can. Then splash water on your face. Once you come out, say, "Man, you should've seen the size of that one, I could've swore it left my butt sideways." 29. When in a library ask your parents if you can check out a book on IN-sects. Ask the librarian if they can give you a book on sex. When they ask if that's O.K. with your parents, say "Of course!" 30. House an adult skunk 31. Take a bath in the sink (you can squeeze in) 32. Bonk your head on a piece of wood and say you commiting suicide 33. Randomly in any time of day scream out "Weed!" 34. Drag (both) your parents out on a bra shopping spree. Explain to them that you want Prada. (gender doesn't matter if you are a boy. They will get even more annoyed) 35. Snort in your sleep 36. Print out hundreds of blank paper sheets for no damn reason and say your recycling 37. Bake cookies...Tons of cookies... 38.Keep slaping yourself until your parents get annoyed .  If You believe in Jesus then copy and paste this on your profile because Jesus is awsome BELIEVE! sad story   Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right into her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms Did u kno that when u dream about a person that person went to sleep thinking of u? Did u kno.. When the person u like looks at u then looks down their crazy about u..?? Did u kno that when that person looks at u directly in the eye they love u more that u think ?? Did u kno when that person looks at u a lot they cant live without u..??  A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said ... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... 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A man and his girlfriend are speeding down the road at 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down I'm scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No it's not please it's too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself it's bugging me. In the paper the next day A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much u should copy this. THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE THA CUBAN!!!!!!!!!!! Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When shes upset hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand throw pebbles at her window at night let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her no matter how awful you sound get her mad at you then kiss her give her piggy back rides push her on the swing tell her she looks beautiful when shes sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she not saying anything. Look into her eyes and smile and kiss her on her forehead. Slow dance with her even if theres no music. 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