| Registered: | Nov 12, 2007 3:32 PM |
| ID: | 75977 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | idk ... |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 1,981 |
| Pet choice: | Ignore |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | jazzy21, moehawker |
| Last seen: | 866 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 13 minutes ago |
| IM BORED SOMEBODY EMAIL ME PLZ!!!! (\__/) (='.'=) ('')_('')help the bunny take over world copy and paste him on ur profile  A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said ... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... SO NOW I WILL SAY: I like you because of who you are to me Tips on Girls: -give her the hoodie with your last name on the back so people know shes yours -leave her sweet texts to wake up to -sneak up behind her and say "i love you" in her ear -grab her by the waist -do anything to make her smile -always make her laugh -tell her shes beautiful, not hot -tell her she has amazing eyes -when your friends walk by, introduce her as your girlfriend -say "i love you" to her face no JUST over the phone -if she s sad, take her in your arms and tell her everyhing will be okay -NEVER cheat on her -kiss her on the forehead -when you walk with her, walk slowly -tickle her even when she says stop -dont say "i love you" unless you mean it -listen to her when she talks -tell her your secrets -call her cute names like babe & hun. she loves that. -protect her. 5 things that guys don't want to hear her say 1. We need to talk 2. I'm late 3. There is someone else 4. I'm Pregnant (goes along with number 2) 5. I use to be a man 10 Sentences that you never want to hear: 1. I can't kill the bastard! 2. Baby, there's something I have to tell you. 3. What pill? 4. We are from the tax department, and would like to look at some of your files. 5. This is Dr. Smith calling; remember that test you did? 6. This, buddy, is OUR territory. 7. You mean you actually ATE it? 8. We will have to take some tests. 9. We will have to take some more tests. 10. Do you have a really good health insurance? | |