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Scar Letwa Sred
Registered: Oct 13, 2007 10:49 AM

ID: 75494
Title: User
Name: Scarlet Yoholana
Gender: Female
Eem: 0
Pet choice: Enslave
eeMail: Send eeMail
Forum posts: Forum posts
Achievements: Member
Pets: Yaoi 4 U, Yuri 4 U, XxbahamutxX, XxragnarokxX, Matt Damon, Bill Gates, cloud is me, i am cloud
Shops:Yaoi, Yuri, MONEYAGA, deatisnear
Last seen: 852 weeks, 2 days, 4 hours, 53 minutes ago

Better than your mom


"Hi, I'm scarlet was red and you're not. Neener neener!"

A Breif FAQ

Why are you ignoring me?
Because you like Naruto/Nintendo.

Did you make eCritters.
No, that was Gnomesquid.

Want to chat/cyber/anything at all?
Don't cyber with me too much, I get nosebleeds very easily and it's embarrassing. I'll talk to any of you as long as you're emo-ish Squeenix fanboys.

Will you give me some eem?
Yeah, sure. I've lost the fortune RR payed me to go away and never come back.

May I have an item?
Of course! Potion and phoenix downs for all! You'd better not have spare changed your gil, because I charge more than O'aka XXIII.

Why did you attack my pets?
Because you dissed Final Fantasy/ KH piggy game. Or like Naruto.

May I attack your pets?
There's a law against 'Fight'. I hope you have some anti-laws with you...or the judges will lock you up.

Why did she call me a moron?
Because she talks in third person.

May I have a title?
Ask Gnomesquid, she made this site.

But foobar has a title and it's not staff!
I think foobar should rename themselves "Limit Break".

Can you freeze foobar?
OK, but I'll need evidence of them being a gay FF-hating Naruto loving gayass. Do you have that?

Yes, my testimony.
Frozen!

History

Born 1993 December 22 in I'm actually not sure where to the name Scarlet Your-Mom Yoholana, the Uber Pwnerer moved into her mom's house in Anglais within a week of her death. She was then sent to Garden to become a SeeD, part of an elite mercenary force formed to fight Sorceress Ultimecia.

When our protagonist (!!!) was eleven years old, her parents opted to move to a larger Garden. Balamb Garden. They found one sufficient for their needs and after about a year of they moved, as well as dragging along her younger sister who had joined the cast unannounced a number of years ago.

Eventually, our heroine turned twelve and had to become a SeeD. Rather than going the traditional path of similarly super-intelligent ex-youth of selecting a decent college, she opted to attend the nearby communication tower in Dollet, a Galbadian controlled tower--whilst training to become a SeeD.

The wisdom of this move was questionable at best, yet the heroic Scarlet was not to be dissuaded. Choosing to major in your mom, she began her bold journey. After some time she discovered that your mom was easy, important, and considered desirable by employers, and so she chose to become a dual-mom-majoraga.

During her first year at SeeD training, Scarletr discovered a fledgeling website called eCritters and immediately became disgusted. She quickly became an important member, especially on the forums where she is known to be dangerously awesome.

Beliefs

Although Scarlet Y. now serves as a noble warrior of the light, she was not always quite so awesome. That's a lie. For twenty years she abandoned the crystals, and so is now determined not to die until she has completely atoned for his sin. This may require her living for several thousand years, but that's a small sacrifice in her eyes.

In addition to joining the moral ranks of Warriors of the Light, she has become an member of SeeD and is a self-designated member of Avalanche.

The Scarlet Y. supports the SeeD philosophy and runs gunbalde training at home. Her preferred web browsers are belong to us though she feels vanilla your mom is a bang-up product in its own right. Naturally, open standards are a vital part of her philosophy, and she is an ardent promoter of protecting the crystals, as well as being a Yevonite.

In the realm of philosophy, in the classical western sense, Scarlet Y.has abandoned a number of concepts that most people would consider common sense in favour of ones that are actually consistent and defensible. She holds finding the light in our hearts to be--minimally--the best guess and is a very strong defender of the esper world, largely based on her acceptance of Gilgamesh killing himself in the Void. *sob*. Free Will she has rejected right out as something the Red Wings of Baron would do.

Religiously, she was raised by Balamb Garden and is essentially a citizen of Dalmasca, though she obviously has leanings towards Wild Rose.

Contact

Just PM me, ya n00bs.

Physical Account

The Chazz, aka Scarlet Y. is not a gnome and not fat. She has longish black emo hair in a FF hairstyle, she likes to think. She likes to wear excessive zips and silver jewelery, especially a lightning bolt necklace.

Contests

I win them, not organize them.

Public Utilities

I would be more useful to society in the form of food.