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Registered: Aug 30, 2007 8:56 PM

ID: 74679
Title: User
Name: Katie Katastrophe.
Gender: Female
Eem: 750
Pet choice: Liberate
eeMail: Send eeMail
Forum posts: Forum posts
Achievements: Member
Last seen: 943 weeks, 6 days, 15 hours, 21 minutes ago



www.myspace.com/i_could_kick_your_ass

I'm not really a slut. I'm still with the only guy I've slept with. I'm just trying to look badass, and at least I admit it.

Hello, .... I know, its just a dumb code. Get it, catwalk and every other stupid person that keeps eemailing me wondering why their name is on here? IT ISN'T REFERRING TO YOU. It does it to EVERYONE that looks at my page. Type in [ username ] without the spaces on a forum, see what happens.

Suckitbitch.<3

My internet is being really fucking stupid.

eCritters is the only site that works.

When we fix it, I'll do pictures and all that shitt.

Until then, basics.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE=

MYEYESAREORANGEOMG.
I'm not the stick.
But I'm not the marshmallow, either.
I'm the white gunk that gets left on the stick when you pull off the marshmallow.
It's a weight joke. Just laugh.
My hair is black with some faded spots that are slightly brown.
I have it in choppy layters, which I often emo-out with hairspray. Although I'm not emo, its sure fun to dress up like one. Everone thinks you're cute XD
My body isn't perfect, but I'm not at all fat. Lets put it this way. If I threw on some lingerie and danced in a strip club, you'd probably enjoy it.
Not that I'd ever do something like that. *vomits*
I wear dark clothing, I admit. Nothing makes me feel better after a shitty day besides buying new Tripp pants, a band shirt, cute panties and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. <3
*squeal*
I have PERFECT lips and my nose is adorable =]
If I ever became famous, girls would probably ask to have my nose and lips on extreme makeover.
I'm not conceited! I love myself, but I don't WORSHIP myself.



I'm Katie.
I'm fifteen.
I'm not new.
When I first signed up for ecritters, I was in the fourth grade. Now I'm a sophomore.

I live in Kirkwood by St. Louis.
I'm not single.
In November, I'll have been with my boyfriend for a year and a half.
So don't pull that "OMGAH LETS BE ONLINE BF GF" shit. Because that's just stupid.

I am not a bitch.
Yes, I am aware that I stole my name from a girl on vampirefreaks. Duhh.

I'm not a scene kid. I don't try to be.
So don't act like I am, because honestly, that pisses me off.
The most unoffensive label people slap on me is "The origional emo kid", even though I'm not even emo.
I fucking love my life, and I mix in some colors with my wardrobe.

Thats all the time I'm giving ecritters for the moment, bye.

I'm the smartest person you'll meet this side of the Mississippi.
Don't believe me?
Try me.

Thanks.