| Registered: | Jul 4, 2007 11:49 AM |
| ID: | 72932 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | I live in a cow's pancreas. don't be jealous cause you own a fucking mansion. haha |
| Gender: | Male |
| Eem: | 964 |
| Pet choice: | Ignore |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Last seen: | 932 weeks, 6 days, 7 hours, 41 minutes ago |
| Hello My name is Pancreas. I lived and grew up in a blender, then my cow Darla ate my blender. Sadly, I was sleeping in it while she digested it, so now I live in Darla's Pancreas with the CIA and President George W> Asswhole sleeping with Martha Stewart in her small intestine. Now Darla is sucking all my nutrients out of me, so I will die and become poop. But, I did not die. I just turned all brown and goooey and lost all of my facial features in Tremors with the giant slug in my mouth, gulping down all of my organs until i become a Tyrrannasaurous Rex. The blender is sexy because it has quite a large vagina and I have quite a large penis. I think I will mate with it. We mated. And now we have baby computers all over the place. Of course, they had to have sex with my lawn mower, while they were still in my blender's womb. But, the Flip flop is one naughty organ in my moose's body because Ohio was sipping on a Blendini from Rita's while the mailman was eating my phone bill, so the phone company got all pissed off at me for having sex with the chairman when he was a married man who was straight. I am striaght too, it's just what kind of chairman of verizon wears lipstck and blush and eye shadow? But if he was a woman, I'd do her any time of the week. Well, today is manbag day. Manbag=purses because what kind of man carries around a purse? I know, I know, it's called a man bag, but that's what freakin pockets are for. I fucking love you you sexy beast  so sexy this is my girlfriend. I love you baby!  don't be jealous of me | |