| Registered: | May 17, 2007 12:50 AM |
| ID: | 71530 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Jack Delmoso |
| Gender: | Male |
| Email: | [email protected] |
| Eem: | 2,600 |
| Pet choice: | Liberate |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Last seen: | 966 weeks, 1 day, 15 hours, 22 minutes ago |
| My name is Jack Delmoso. Well, not really, but my real name is none of anyone's business. I mean, what with all the ominous warnings not to give out personal info to the big bad predators that lurk the alleys of Cyberspace, it's quite understandable that I would make up a name (I really did it because I don't like my own name -- but let's pretend I'm a safe, responsible person ). I don't like talking about myself (it makes me feel like an egomaniac) so, long story short: I'm an atheist (secular humanist, to be exact). I'm gay, though you couldn't tell by looking at me. I will run only a Unix OS if at all possible. I'm single. I'm a Mexican flight attendant living in Betelgeuse, Milky Way Galaxy, which is actually contained in American Samoa (The space images are a coverup by the Girl Scouts of America; they use supernova dust in their cookies) with my betta fish, two cats, and a dog in a house that miraculously is not the scene of a brutal animal murder every time I leave. In my free time, I work as a tour guide in Miami. My job description: Lead Unsuspecting Tourists Into Dangerous Neighborhoods Then Leave Them To Fend Off A Drug Dealer, Two Wannabe Gangsters, And An Old Bag Lady. You can see why it's difficult for me to fill out job applications. I enjoy trivia; word games; maths; debate on any issue; anything to do with computers, especially web design, programming, and networking; and writing comedy. I like any music but rap and this drek we call modern country. I'll watch a movie if it isn't a cheesy romance comedy. I'll watch any TV show that's not on a public access channel when I should be in school. I'll read anything but that type of second-rate, deathly boring fantasy you see sometimes (you know what I'm talking about) and romance (can't stand it for some reason). I work for Air Mexico as a flight attendant. My favorite phrase is "escoo me." Come to think of it, I do like talking about myself. No wonder people do it so much. If you want to know more, e-mail me. If you don't, e-mail me anyway. I'm lonely. | |