| Registered: | Apr 28, 2007 4:57 PM |
| ID: | 71006 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | jason jo |
| Gender: | Male |
| Eem: | 8,103 |
| Pet choice: | Ignore |
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| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
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| Pets: | isil45, rey619, jon856, jason568, angelica456, bobby456, austin69, fratimn, mumbo, katie475 |
| Last seen: | 859 weeks, 2 hours, 5 minutes ago |
I DONT CYBER.....on Sundays.....jk jk i have one bro one sis...and one step sis i have a cat named Bootsie i am 13 i have brown hair hazel eyes i have a twisted mind i love football and hockey and lacross GO SABRES!!!!!!! * If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. * If you pass wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. * The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body to squirt 30 feet. * A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) * Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. * The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. * The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) * Butterflies taste with their feet. * The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. * Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) * Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. * A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) * An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. * Starfish have no brains. * Polar bears are left-handed. (\___/) (='.'=) ('')_('') Help him take over. 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