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LassieDog
Registered: Dec 13, 2006 5:18 PM
ID: 67061
Title: User
Name: Lassie the Dog
Gender: Male
Eem: 823
Pet choice: Ignore
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Forum posts: Forum posts
Achievements: Member
Pets: Once a pon a time this cute little forggy frog hopped down the road and licked the barber and died soon he came back to life in a fishbowl and gotten yeast infection from a fish and he licked everyone else and then they all gots raped and bills were over the top and everyone had herpers and ronald mcdonald raped wesc and soon wesc got mad and forzed a catipillar eating a leif and soon god came down and banished wesc with satan who repeatedly enjoys oral pleasures with his dog who died because he looked at wesc face and now wesc is burning in hell all because of a fucking frog life sucks good luck in the marching band and have a doofus turtle raping flower, One time wesc was mourning his mother and He was crying and so I flew over there and pulled his brain out and pissed on his moms grave so he cut my birdie dick of and shot me with a 32 magnum, Uhhhh oh yesssss Krueger you feel so food I love your hamburgers, I was sleeping in bed when I felt something licking my foot and I looked up and it was Freddy Krueger and I smiled and he climbed ontop of me and started kissing and we kissed and kissed then he started to take my shirt of but then I said no but he got mad so I ran into the bathroom and locked it and I heard him banging on the door and I was like My virginity is for my husband but then Freddy is like I am your husband so then we get married so he can have sex with me and on our honey moon we were playing sly cooper on ps2 and Freddy was getting really horny and I was all like fine so he jump on me and rips my dress of and I tell him to refund it hes like sure whatever and then he takes of his shirt and undoes my pants and we are going at it and omg I orgasmed so good I died and then Freddy was so sad he killed himself and now we fuck in your dreamz
Last seen: 1012 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 18 minutes ago

I sleep with little boys..
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And no, That is not my penis.
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I like to go inside of holes.


I stole my trainers breast implants..