Modern day pain is nothing compared to good old fashion suicide machines.

Yes, the the rumours are true.
I WAS Seven Schizophrenic Emotions.

Oh look what the cat dragged in?
It's...
Haru Teh Talk Alot Cow!

Now now, lets not rejoice yet. Lets learn about the annoying bitch first, shall we?

:: Paddock Pies ::

Name:: Stephanie.
Age:: 12.
The day upon the miserable girl was born:: August 15th.
Country:: Australia.
Blood Type:: RH Negative.
Eye Colour:: Brownish.
Hair Colour:: Also Brownish.
Hair Length:: Uhh, just past my shoulders.
Height:: About 5'7
Weight:: *coughs*
Eye Sight:: Extremely Good.
Hearing:: Very Good.
Bothering to Listen:: Poor.
Eye Hand Coordination:: Very Good (Thanks, video games!).



:: Cow Patties ::

Ya know, I would have probably done this profile black and white, 'cos thats the general colour of cows, but most people don't have the spooky layout. So, I did it black and red instead. As you can see, I have graced this profile with the names people give cow crap. Isn't that lovely? Yes it is, no matter what those cow haters say. Cows are teh sex. They are black and white and snuggly. Oh, and they taste good too.
Also, I'm a pretty big Furuba fan, so you may just want to ignore all the Furuba related pet names. I think I went a bit overboard, but oh well. Some of them are really nasty, but I appologise to anyone who cares. I thought it would be funneh to make them a bit... funneh. Yesh.
I loveth teh Kyo and teh Haru.
They is... teh sex.

Which is a good thing.

:: Fudged Up Muffins ::
Here lie my friends.
Inebriation,
omgluv,
Xanti,
Icecat,
Tak Tak,

I lost most of my friends, due to the fact I haven't been on eC for over 3 months. Well, if your still my friend, or want to be one of the odd few who are, just send me an eEmail... I'll add you, probably.

:: Moo Mess ::
omgluv <3 award

:: Smelly Chocolate ::
The music I like to listen to is:
Pink,
Green Day,
PussyCat Dolls,
Simple Plan,
My Chemical Romance,
And other people like that who I am too lazy to add.
My favourite songs of the week are,
Pink - Save My Life,
Yellowcard - Only One,
Pretend to be Nice - Josie and the PussyCats

:: Grass Stainer ::
Lookie here! My uber sexeh wives.
(If your a male, your still an uber sexeh wife)

Xanti <3: Meh first uber sexeh wife EVER. Even on my old, old account, K_C_Kiraa.
Skye <3: She likes Simba and is teh sex
Koi <3: Is teh second sex. Likes my fav TV show too.
Manga Freak <3: Loveth's Haru and me. And is uber.
Pish <3: Is a very uber sexeh house wife.
Heartless Archangel <3: She knows how to make swivvle dogs.
Aurora Blackheart <3: Is wife to Wescy, which is more uber than cheese sandwiches.
Tak Tak <3: Has also been an uber sexeh wife since my old, old account. Likes Inuyasha.

Wanna be an uber sexeh wife?
Feel like being married to me?
eEmail is the answer!
No, not that guy, me you idiot.

Cow art, because I love cows.



Sorry, I'm not aroused enough to notice your exsitence.