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moon_pixie
Registered:	Oct 27, 2005 9:51 PM

ID:	48431
Title:	User
Name:	who wants to know
Gender:	Female
Eem:	1,009,069
Pet choice:	Ignore
eeMail:	Send eeMail
Forum posts:	Forum posts
Achievements:	Member
Pets:	umbriella
Shops:	Bits and Pieces
Last seen:	1008 weeks, 1 day, 4 hours, 39 minutes ago

Hello I am formerly known as syco101. Feel free to eemail me there also because I will keep up with mail there. my award my dolls cute pics *~~My Adoptables~~* *~~Funnies~~* *~~Blonde LOGIC~~* Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????" *~~CAR TROUBLE~~* A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" *~~SPEEDING TICKET~~* A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" *~~RIVER WALK~~* There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." ~AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE~ A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." *~~KNITTING~~* A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" *~~BLONDE ON THE SUN~~* A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" Fun Things To Do In Walmart Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Put M&M's on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" TP as much of the store as possible. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?" When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible." Hold indoor shopping cart races. Redress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." go to a popcorn stand and throw popcorn in the air yelling..its snowing! *~~The Armies I Am In~~* My army: If you want to join just email me and ask to join. ~~~New Friends~~~ 1 PandaPandaBear 2 Abercrombie and Fitch_ 3 Strawberry Swirl 4 gymnastgrl101 5 tokyo_pop_101 6 Attack of the Evil Birds 7 QT4rmCali 8 hi b my frnd 9 buddy101 10 Please mail me so I can chat and you can get put on this list. ~~~My Friends on syco101~~~ ecrittersportsgirl1233210 hexgurl1233210 unfabulous meanies _baby_ theloveless13 annabanana121 grease babe i love petz munky_gurl2 Brunette_Babe pinkpixie 007luvr roos princess smantha charrybeachbaby Baudilaire lynniskool tokool4you footballgirl16 Olallie enimies list in order: kjhsgirl giving garden/glass faith PIMP DADDY2005 wantsomepussy *~~~Wishlist~~* any orb(please donate) 1,000,000 eem (\__/) (='.'=) ('')_('') (\ /) (^.^) <( )> /_\|_\ <}}}>< dead fishy My mom always said I was special. I do have a question though. Who in the heck is Ed? Advice for girls!! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 14. Sadly, all men are created equal. I would deeply appriciate any type orb you are willing to give away. 98% of the teenage population does or has tried pot. if you are one of the 2% who has not, copy & paste this in your profile. the paomnnehal pweor of the hmuam mnid. aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. the rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not read ervey lteter by istlf, but the wrod as a wlohe. cool hah i do not cyber. All you psycho freaks will be pelted over and over again! Then you will burn for the rest of eternity, so there! ~~faces~~* Fill out this fourm and send it to me. If you qualify you will recive an item. age: birthday: first name: ammount of eem: please apply if u qualify u can join my sisterhood. *~~MEMBERS~~* hexgrl1233210 ecrittersportsgirl1233210 unfabulous101 meanies i love petz Baudilaire Strawberry Swirl pinkpixie You will never look at llamas the same again!!!