| Registered: | Sep 25, 2005 3:35 PM |
| ID: | 46656 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | i don't feel like telling you |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 5,844,619 |
| Pet choice: | Liberate |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | Elliote, Magyc |
| Shops: | Lots of Stuff of mine, The Collection |
| Last seen: | 663 weeks, 5 days, 2 hours, 25 minutes ago |
| One thing to now about me I do NOT give people free stuff. So don't eeMail me asking for orbs (because i collect them)or anything else. I am willing to trade if you have something good though. Thank you for your cooperation. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" ways 2 annoy others At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) Insist that your e mail address be: '[email protected]' or [email protected]' Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing. Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN.' (This is a 'must do') Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. Dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Specify that your drive through order is "to go." Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party 'cause you're not in the mood. AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple: Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you. 98% of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who has not, copy & paste this in your profile.     | |