| Registered: | Jul 22, 2005 9:08 PM |
| ID: | 42614 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | i love cybering |
| Gender: | Female |
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| Pets: | ilovetocyberwithbigboobs, ilovetocyberwithbigdicks |
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| Last seen: | 1071 weeks, 6 days, 2 hours, 6 minutes ago |
| There was a man whose wife always wanted to have sex. So he decided he wanted to go and buy her a dildo. He went to the store and asked the Storekeeper where he could find one that could keep his wife entertained for hours. The storekeeper showed the guy one and said. " This one is the best we have. It is called the Voodoo dick. It works special." The Storekeeper explained that all you had to do was say Voodoo dick and where you want it. The man bought it and took it home to his wife. He explained to her how to use it and left. So she took it in her room and said "Voodoo Dick my Pussy." The next day she reliezed that her husband had never told her how to get it out. She got in her car and went to drive to work. Everytime it went in she swerved. Finally a cop pulled her over and said, " Mamm, what seems to be the problem." The girl replied," Its the Voodoo Dick." To which the cop replys, " Voodoo Dick My Ass..." | |