| Registered: | May 12, 2005 8:31 AM |
| ID: | 37521 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Would I tell you if I could remember?! |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 1,183,880 |
| Pet choice: | Befriend |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | xxMorganaxx |
| Shops: | Showability |
| Last seen: | 995 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes ago |
| I am not: boring (well I don't think so anyway!) I hurt: when people are bitchy to me I love: lots of things but shopping, sleeping and chocolate are personal faves! I hate: mornings! I hope: i will have a good life I hear: voices (nah only joking) I crave:Lucky House! (chinese takeaway) I regret: nothing - you cant change what has already happened I cry: when im upset (duh!) I care: about my friends and family I always: want to be around others I long to: be rich and famous I feel alone: right now! (my best friend is in Germany!) I listen: to what I want to hear I hide: my face if im watching a scary film alone I drive: people mad I sing: songs I dance: in shows I write: notes in class I breathe: when im not talking I play: on my PS2 I miss: friends that i dont see anymore I search: for something to do I learn: something new everyday I feel: boys!  I know: how it feels to be dumped! I say: what is on my mind I succeed: in being a diva I fail: at being the best friend that i can I dream: when im asleep I sleep:right through the day I wonder: what Will Smith is doing right now... I want: to be a nice person cos it aint workin at the minute! I worry: about my friends I have: fantastic friends and family I give: evils! I fight: a losing battle! I wait: for someone hot to knock on my door I need: to have fun! I think: im a bit of a bitch I can't help: the way i act I am: this way and i cant change it! so deal with it! Ways 2 annoy others At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) Insist that your e mail address be: '[email protected]' or [email protected]' Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing. Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN.' (This is a 'must do') Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. Dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Specify that your drive through order is "to go." Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party 'cause you're not in the mood. AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple: Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you. | |