| Registered: | Apr 6, 2005 11:47 PM |
| ID: | 35083 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Arc VonHelson |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 1,011,376 |
| Pet choice: | Enslave |
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| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | COU |
| Last seen: | 1075 weeks, 18 hours, 47 minutes ago |
The secret base of ArC  INTRUDER! Now you must die!!!! Please smile at the laser cannon as you kindly recieve your death, thanks!   ArC's secret log I and my faithful pet were strolling the Starbux galaxy, collecting precious samples of the starry froth (yes froth, don't correct my perfect language skills) by crane when suddenly: BOING BINGA GINGA BINGA! "COU!!! Make that awful contraption stop," I screamed at my faithful comprehensive observantional unit. He calmly turned towards me with his feline-like eyes unblinking and replied "It's only the Telephonic projectaspreen." "Well turn the cursed thing on!" As I threw my arms up in the air in anger, I accidently hit the 'engage hyper drive' button and caused us to go 426 miles a minute. My ship crashed into an asteriod belt, causing me to lose my balance. I tried to regain control of my ship, but due to the fast paced speed we were traveling at, I couldn't reach the control board. BBOINGG BINGA BINGA!!! "THAT RACKET IS LIKE A THOUSAND NEEDLES IN MY EYE!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!" That noise....I could stand it no longer...I could not even begin to concentrate on regaining control..."KAIIHAKEEEE!!!!" I cursed at myself for my own incompetence. COU calmly hit the normal speed button and we were steady again. "Mistress, should I press the 'answer calls' button?" "No, let me lie here and suffer in agony as I get annoyed to death!!!!" With an expressionless aire, he turned and quickly clicked the button. "Arc, ARC!!!!" It was a voice most obnoxious...a voice so annoying... a voice so high pitched and tactless that it made my skin crawl.... "No, it can't be..." I said wishing for my death to come to me that instant. "Tord, what do you desire from me?" I studied his small, squarish little head, with its flawed large red eyes bugging out, and the way his slit-like mouth was curved into a sickening little grin. "What is it that you desire, Tord, answer me!" "I wish for you to travel to the unexplored valley," he squalled. I winced at the sound of his voice. "For what purpose?" "Father, the almighty longest, wishes it so." "That still does not answer my question! For what purpose?!" My hand had unconsiously balled itself into a fist. "Father wishes that you figure that out on your own." He paused and smirked at me. "Fine, fine. You don't have to have a gark-attack. He wishes you to capture the race that inhabits that land." "How many inhabitants?" I asked. "I do not know, I do not care. For it is now your problem." CLICK! The projectaspreen went black. "That uppity spawn of a stick! How in the hells am I supposed to come upon this location without a map?!" I began angrily pacing around in a tight circle. "Perhaps there is one in my internal locations square..." He paused for a few moments, and with great deal of relief, he finally said "I found our destination." He stood on all fours and opened his mouth. The low but audioble sound of ink printing paper filled the ship. Minutes later, he handed me the map. "There?! I must go THERE?!" I dropped, downcrested, to the ground. "Do not give me that 't'is simple' look, COU...we have to go to the place with...those horrid, dumb, creatures..." I shuddered at the thought of even being on the same planet as those filthy beings. "Ugh!" "We must do it, mistress. There is no way out of it, I am afraid." "Well, we shall go. But we shall do as we please when we arrive." I sat down in my control board chamber and studied the map. 'Mistress...what do you intend to do?" COU whispered as he always does when he is uncertain. "That is nothing of which I am going to discuss with you. Now quiet yourself as I get us to our destination." As the map instructed, I switched the 'hyper speeding star' switch on, which takes the ship at 666 miles per minute, a necessary speed for an unecessary destination. No sooner than I turned on the switch, the ship immediatly sped off. I could feel the oil rush to the back of my head. Faster and faster, we were passing through a cluttered bunch of lightyears. Light flashed on and off so often and so quick, that it looked as if the whole sky were flashing. "Is this land our destination, mistress?" COU asked with little enthusasium. I looked down throught the window, I saw a large circular planet, I was surprised to see there were so few lush pieces of land yet so much water. "It seems so..." I quickly turned the switch off and dove closer into the planet's strange atmosphere. When we broke free of the anti-gravitational field, I noticed how blue the sky was, and these strange light and puffy objects in the sky. "COU are you observing all this?" Since he did not answer tight away I turned to yell at him. Instead I stopped when I realised he was intently taking in the surroundings. After hours of soaring the sky, I decided to find a spot to set up our home. *I had done a lot of research about these creatures who inhabiat the land, so I knew which disguises and living quarters to choose.* I landed the ship and immediatly pulled my 'intant-strange-world-habitat-camoflauge'' lever and in an instant our ship became a medium sized box with a pointed top, called a 'house.' "Okay COU, now for our disguises." I stepped out of the ship and into the surrounding room with concrete floors and walls and large black bags piled all over large heaps of junk. I pulled a large bag off of a brown box made of something called 'wood.' I searched the 3 different storage compartments it sported and found my black box. "What is that?" COU asked with his head cocked to the side. "This is our diguise chamber." Placing the box on the ground, I gave it a little kick and it grew to 4 times my size. "Do step inside. You shall see what happens." COU's orange eyes flickered, with curiosity. He slowly approached the box, and with little hesitation, soon stepped through. I kept wondering to myself, "My research was very monotous and thorough, his disguise should be flawless...but, perhaps I've made a mistake...what if he turns out looking like one from an alien planet?!...those sickening creatures will overtake us easily!..." In panic I began to rethink my design and planning it out on the wall writing with a purple thing called a 'crayon.' "This should be perfection...no...no. Needs more ser-" "Mistress, how do I appear?" I jumped, startled by his sudden intrusion. I turned quickly to smack him upside the head with a clunky black bag, but I soon stopped. There stood before my amber eyes was a creature cloaked in a black fur coat that shined with a purple shimmer, whose upright horns seemed to allude a fearful prowess. His ocean blue eyes stared ominously as they pierced my nerves with thoughts of foretelling doom. "COU, is that you COU? You look absolutely organic!" I cried in giddy delight. A mysterious pink hue flashed across his face."Mistress, what is it that I look like?" "I believe the creature is called a 'hyia,' if I'm not mistaken, which I am not." ...Did you happen to notice a pinkness came over your face?" A look of slight concern came over his face. "No? What of the sort?" "Hm, I do not know. For that kind of information was not in the compuvolumes I studied... No matter, it has been gone for some tiome now." I stepped towards my disguise chamber. "I shall now recieve my disguise...hand me that thing called a 'mirror' when I get out. ...It is that object I showed you long before we recieved that call...remember?" He nodded slowly and went to the ship to fetch my request. As I entered the chamber, I became engulfed in a coarse black mist. I felt strange clothing and apparel suddenly appear upon my body. My head was yanked back in a painful manner as an invisible force attached some strange headress upon me. I was about to step out when a pair of shining silver spheres materialized in front of my face. Puzzled, I studied the spheres. Inside them both were a tiny hole that shined and glowed with a bluish hue that without a pause, changed color every moment. I gazed into them without any though. As I was gazing they unknowingly moved closer to my eyes, then without warning, they attatched themselves to my eyeballs. "AHHH! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHH! THEY ARE DEVOURING MY EYE BALLS!!!!!!" The pain was ungodly. It felt as if 3 lasers were firing into my eyes and were at the same moment being sliced and diced into tiny bits. No sooner than the pain began, it instantainously ceased. I blinked a few times and concorred that my vision was still intact. Without hesitation I quickly stepped out of the chamber. "Mistress..." whispered COU breathlesslessly. The way he stared at me, like he was enamoured, was strangely satisfiying."Well, how is it?" Without a word he handed me the mirror. My eyes widended at the sight of my own reflection. I was breathless! Upon my head was this thick substance called 'hair'. The hair was auburn colored and had these things called 'Teddy bear hair bon-bons' for use as hair decoration. My eyes had been changed, they were white with a teal hue in the center called...an 'iris.' On my upper body I sported a deep blue . My lower body was covered in grey what I think are called 'boot-cut capris' and lenghty black leather boots. "Now, where is my combuspock?" COU approached me with a silvery scarf with dangling fringe at the bottom. "Is this what you desire?" "Indeed," I answered, as I attached it to my neck. "If I may ask this, what is the use of that 'combuspock,' mistress?" "T'is my multi-funcional tool that can do a huge variety of things and has many purposes..." I straightened my combuspock. "It best use for right now is a fashion accessory. These creatures are supposed to be very shallow and close-minded. They won't be the least bit suspicious when I use this for it's many uses..." COU stood silent for a moment. Then a look of urgency overcame his face. "Uh, what are we to do now, mistress? Are we going to capture the creatures?" I eyed him askance. "No. We are not going to first study this beings and learn their culture...and anyway I said I wasn't going to do what that pompous imbecile wants me to...right away..." He quivered, probably thinking I was about to strike him. I sighed and placed my hand on his shoulder. "Come, let us go study..." We were then off for our first mission: to study the regular social habits of the sickening creatures... List of those deemed worthy enough to call an unoffical Ooken ClarinetLover82(for donating korapora fruit) Seal(for the minion...) Other Mission log entries 06/14/05 I went to a place selling the grounded cow meat in a shell...'tacos' as I believed they were called...anyhow I went to that place and asked a random ape-man the mating rituals of their kind. He and his 'friends' directed me to a place where I could find video information. To devoid myself the utter displeasure of experiencing that horrid memory again...I shall just briefly state all humans are revoltingly vomit inducing and shall all die painful deaths by my hand...if they ever ask THAT of me... My minions  This is PAD. My Portable Attacking DroidI am rebuilding my base...not that you should know this or be here...if you are even here, you are a pile of blood and ash so you will pose no threat anyhow...  | |