| Registered: | Apr 2, 2005 1:51 PM |
| ID: | 34773 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Kat ........ |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 1,280,747 |
| Pet choice: | Enslave |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | usher is fit, Usher Raymond |
| Shops: | XXkatXX |
| Last seen: | 954 weeks, 2 days, 53 minutes ago |
| This is kitkat1234's new account, i was hacked so if you know me then talk to me if you dont know me then talk to me anyway OMG i don't understand this, why do people persist to email me asking me if i want to cyber? What is the point - i am obviously not going to say yes! I think it is merely pathetic that people want to use the internet to tender there pleasure in that way! So if you do not have a contructive topic to talk about then don't email me!  EEMAIL ME so sexy    My friends list: xxdivaxx Dead xxBeth2004xx nickylovesjake ch33kybtch1990 Sk8er pet Baby blue mountian joeyleajordison rovers xxsammixx haribo Anti My pelt list: Louminou Aurora Blackheart Hi_im_caz Cazz Music child Red Sparkles My hate list: (empty) My aims: get 1 million eem get 2 million eem get 3 million eem and so on.... get a title to have the longest profile on ecritters  SO CUTE*WISH LIST* orb of sunlight orb of moonlight orb of stars *have one now, thankyou Asfaloth* punk rock (also stolen) Strawhert wand Wand of healing any orbs Static Red static These translations will help women understand what men really mean: "It's a guy thing." - There is no rational thought pattern connected with it. "Can I help with dinner?" - Why isn't dinner on the table already? "It would take too long to explain." - I have no idea how it works. "What did I do this time?" - What did you catch me at? "Take a break honey, you're working too hard." - I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. "Yes, dear." - Means absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." - I hope to think of a reason quickly. "That's interesting." - Are you still talking? "We'll share the housework." - I'll make the messes, you can clean them up. Words Women Use FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine." GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." A few things I was going to kill the sexyest person alive but then i realised suicide isnt the answer! Never do anything that you wouldnt want to explain to the paramedics Why does Tarzan have a beard? Friends are like condoms they protect you when things get bad! Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont! They nobody is perfect..... I am a nobody so am I perfect? Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol! Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children! Children really brighten up the household.... they never turn the lights off! Do blondes have more fun.....? they never no! A GOOD friend will BAIL you out of jail but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying DAM THAT WAS AWESOME!! God made men first cause you should always do the rough copy before the masterpiece! I swear to drunk im god ociffer I was born brilliant but education ruined me!!! You think love is blind behind the garden fence.....well the neighbours ain't! Why cant the boys be the toys the girls want the boys to be? I would tell ya 2 go 2 hell but all dogs go 2 heaven! If you didnt have feet would u wear shoes? y wear a bra den? Some guys say 'suck it' but i say ' sorry i choke on small objects! I'm not bossy I just have better ideas! Everyone has got a right to be stupid but you are just abusing the right! If love is like a rose, why are there more pricks than petals? Boys are like public toilets,engaged,occupied or full of shit!!!! Im not a girl u can play! if u want one of those go find barbie!!! Sex is like math...ADD the bed, MINUS the clothes, DIVIDE the legs and MULTIPLY !! If you think sex is a PAIN in the ASS, you are doing it the WRONG WAY!! I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass! If barbiez so popular, why do we have to buy her friendz? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Birdy Birdy in the sky, Dropt his poopy in my eye.. I don't care, I don't cry.. I thank God that cows cant fly! An eye for an eye, and the whole world goes blind! Sex is like pringles, just one pop and you cant stop! Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it is gone forever! And life is like a dick when it hard fuck it! I am not: Perfect (no-one is) I hurt: no-one (i hope) I love: my friends and lads (in that order) I hate: my enemies I hope: for a lot of things really I hear: Kellie talking all the time as she never shuts up (Lol) I crave: Mayo on toast (mmmm) I regret: nothing - the past is the past and that is were it belongs I cry: at hard times I care: about the poeple i love I always: embarass my self somehow I long to: have that time of the day where there is nothing but peace and quiet I feel alone: when i am alone (duh) I listen: to remixs now mainly I hide: from those i do not wish to see I drive: people up the wall I sing: in the shower I dance: the chicken dance I write: no thoughts down i wish not to be seen I breathe: all the time obviously I play: with lads in the bedroom  I miss: at the moment every because i am in germany without any friends or family for 3 weeks I search: for things i have lost I learn: all the time I feel: up sexy lads I know: alot I talk: in my sleep I succeed: in things i am good at I fail: at thing i am crap at I dream: all the time I sleep: in my bed mostly I wonder: if you eyes really do pop out if you sneeye with them open I want: what i want I worry: about everything I have: a lot of things i dont like about my appearance I give: a lot less than i take (at least i admit it) I fight: with my sister all the time I wait: impatently I need: a cuddle (*hugs*) I think: alot (i have a lot of thoughts) I can't help: my eyes when they give evils (come on people, i dont even know when i am doing it) I am: me! THis is how i am, like it or lump it cause i aint changing for no-one A few of my favourites! Alphabet letter = Z Colour = blue Music type = Urban, rnb and Dance (also like a bit of hip hop) Artist = Usher and Mario Mc = Mc B Dj = Dj Rankin Remix = the new monkey (Dj Rankin) Song = Belly Dancer (Akon) Hobby = Ice skating Sport = Squash Lesson = ICT Tv Programme = Lost Country = Austrailia (going in Feb, YAY) Clothing = Combats Clothing brand = Animal Actor = Will Smith Actress = Julia roberts Film = Cayote Ugly (never gets boring, no matter how many times i see it) Friend = my bezzie mate D (xxdivaxx) Lad = Wow theres loads (personal faves are Michael and Jamie) Ec Layout = old layout Ec member = I am not going to be so mean and say Potato type = Mash Meal = Cumberland suasage and mash Restaurant = Calfs head Cakes = Chocolate and mint Sweets = Jelly tots My Hi´s I would like too say hi to everyone: but you all aint that spesh! Firstly, big up to ´d´ (xxdivaxx) your my star and my rock! And to dead, always saying the right thing! Beth and spam FunnyAF! Haribo, YaY Snitch ! And Traceybb and Joeys storage, coolness! And that is all worthy of my Hi´s!^^^^^Watch this space as I am always adding too/modifying my profile^^^^^ | |