| Registered: | Mar 21, 2005 9:56 PM |
| ID: | 33780 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Tin-Tin Banga |
| Gender: | Male |
| Eem: | 1,017,819 |
| Pet choice: | Tolerate |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | Unfaultering Vinegar |
| Last seen: | 1009 weeks, 1 day, 23 hours, 3 minutes ago |
 *RING RING...clack* "Yes, oh hello again, Tin-Tin. This is indubitably the president. What, the american congress has made a global-wide ammendment which states that every war shall be fought with the leaders of each country's leader instead of the country's own soldiers? -and the only allowed weapons are pillows and Super-soakers?... Well, it's a good thing I have plenty of pillows. I collect '80's memoroblia pillows. I have Alf, Urkel, Thunder Cats, Care Bears, He-man, an...-what is it you say?! He-man is not a collecter's item because of his contraversal cartoon?! That's blastphomus and utmost rude! How dare you insult the President's intelligence and love of '80's memorablia! Well, it's good that you apologized. Not apologizing to the President can result in serious acts of forced apolog-...are you snickering?! ...Oh, sorry to hear you have a cold. Whenever the President has a cold he uses Tylenol. True, it is a headache medicin, but when mixed with Pepsi and lemon Shnapps... Oh how am I, well the President has seen better days. Just this morning I had to deal with a tounge-in-cheek teenager at the BurgerKong. The President drove up to the menu and merely asked for a refreshing iced tea and pineapple and sardine pizza. The rude teenager then badgered me with rudeness calling me a 'totally lazy, idiotic moron who's so dumb they can't even read the me-' then paused like that and asked me if I was special. I said 'yes, yes I am. This is the president you're speaking to.' He then asked me to park in the parking lot and wait as they made the President's pizza.I was horrified to learn that after I paid for and ate my pizza, that the pizza was from 'Pizza Cottage', by looking at the box. You see, the president is very observant. And to think, the President gave that 'gentlemen' a fifteen dollar tip... Oh, Tin-Tin I hear you coughing again, I hope you take the Presiden't advice and buy some Tylenol.Oh you say you have to hang up early because you have to take a girl called 'Killer Crayon' to the circus? Well, okay. Call the President anytime you like..." *CLICK* "Oh....the President is sooo lonely...."     Me stuff age:17 Interests:Milk-Chan, stand-up, strangely enough...pickles and cucumbers. Persona:that of my inner-child. Most used smiley:  Face I make when typing: ...Uh something or another: Thankehs Kipha for my supa-sweet animated name title! Moko Nunu for allowing me to save some stuff on her photobucket.( Long story ) and wolfkitty for allowing me to own Zim. Used Emo for that cool cucumber! :p [/align] Huh moments sam er ly wam er ly apparently...luvs me. :p ...but I luv Milk Chan.^^' steal my sunshine hugged me and called me 'luffable.' Used Emo practiced huggles of doom upon me! -^^- Draco is here, don't you see him? Money makin' oppertunity! I is in the process of Makin' a Milk Chan Super Shrine. If Anybody wants to draw a picture of Milk Chan soemthing like statues and shrineish items(effort please^^')and send it to me, and if it appeases her tastes, I'll pay you 500 eem! Something cute!  This is my baby ant larvae, Pooka. If you can't live without one, den fill out the form below! Gender: Body color: Don't say anything like "plaid," I do colors only. --' Pose:regular, arm-crossed, hand in the air, peace, both hands in air, hand up to mouth(as if it were sucking finger, puzzled, or concerned...state which if you choose this.) or holding/grasping something(whatever item you'd like). Eyes:holes, bugged-out, sad, angry, dash/slit, flaming,crying, mad, stupid, teary, pikachu, X's, or dollar/yen sign. Eye color: Mouth: Clothes(choose colors): diaper(this is mandatory), frilly dress, jumper, comical quote baby-tee, bib, bonnet, beanie, helicopter hat, or none. Props: pacifier, rattle, bear, ball, picture book, bottle, teething ring, Extras(nothing too complicated.): People of History that I hate Andrew Jackson: a lying bastard that tricked and betrayed the native americans out of their land, sold their land by lottery behind their backs, and caused the death and misery of thousands of innocent native americans. He (he got 'his people' to do it for him)pulled them from their houses, not even allowing them to take any personal belongings, and herded them like cattle across the counrty. People dropped dead in their tracks from lack of food, over exposure to the elements, diseases, dehydration, and heartbreak. This bastard deserves not to have his face on the twenty-dollar bill, but on the roll of toilet paper. Christopher Colombus The guy who supposedly 'discovered America.' Right.  He may have found America, but he wasn't the one to discover it. There were already people leaving there...you guessed it, the native americans. Guess what this bastard did, NOTHING WORTH HAVING A HOLIDAY FOR! He was a mercenary, not anyone deserving of a holiday. He enslaved the natives and brought them back to his country to sell. Does that sound like anyone worth honoring?!The Government ....*shifty eyes* You can probably guess why... I am a member of the "The Forces Of War!" Don't chu mess wit me!  A haiku... Milk's bold thoughts of me contain lust, fear, and envy, Mine of her, the same | |