| Registered: | Mar 11, 2005 9:07 PM |
| ID: | 33033 |
| Title: | User |
| Name: | Orlando Love |
| Gender: | Female |
| Eem: | 1,003,430 |
| Pet choice: | Befriend |
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| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member |
| Pets: | Hottie123 |
| Last seen: | 1066 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 39 minutes ago |
 Its an entier profile of bios and pics!  Isnt he the man everyone wants!?! Heres a bio!!! He plays the sexiest arrow-shooting Elf on Middle-Earth, and in real life he's no less lustworthy. Orlando Bloom tells Zoe Williams what it's like being Britain's most fancied boy, dating the USA's foxiest chick. Orlando Bloom's dressing room in Shepperton Studios is a lot like the office in The Office. Apart from the shoes. It's strewn with footwear from the time of the ancients: pointy yellow silk shoes, embroidered ones, those strappy that Sean Connery seemed to wear for the whole of the 60s. Downstairs in the studio, the year is 1193BC, the film is Troy and 26-year-old Orlando is Paris, Prince of Troy. He will eventually slay Achilles (Brad Pitt), but at the moment he's having screen tests and trying on technicoloured raincoats in a Joseph stylie. The costumes, I reckon, are going to help me in my quest not to fancy this man. Things go badly for me when I fancy an interviewee man - I did Brett Anderson once and forgot to turn the tape recorder on. This time I think I'll be alright - a man in silly footwear is no kind of man, for one. For two, Orlando had to wear a blonde wig and pointy ears for both the defining moments of his so-far short and absurdly successful career (as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings cycle) and, while this melted a lot of people, I am immune to the charms of the Elf kind. Then he arrives, and he doesn't have a shirt on. Not even a vest. He has a perfect, born-with-it tan and an ice-white, generous smile. This is the entrance James Bond might spring on you if you were a lady spy come to pinch his bomb-pen. Suffice it to say, it's not very helpful.   | |