| Registered: | Jul 28, 2003 11:27 PM |
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| Advice for girls!! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 14. Sadly, all men are created equal. (\ /) (^.^) <( )> /_|_\ There was a man whose wife always wanted to have sex. So he decided he wanted to go and buy her a dildo. He went to the store and asked the Storekeeper where he could find one that could keep his wife entertained for hours. The storekeeper showed the guy one and said. " This one is the best we have. It is called the Voodoo dick. It works special." The Storekeeper explained that all you had to do was say Voodoo dick and where you want it. The man bought it and took it home to his wife. He explained to her how to use it and left. So she took it in her room and said "Voodoo Dick my Pussy." The next day she reliezed that her husband had never told her how to get it out. She got in her car and went to drive to work. Everytime it went in she swerved. Finally a cop pulled her over and said, " Mamm, what seems to be the problem." The girl replied," Its the Voodoo Dick." To which the cop replys, " Voodoo Dick My Ass..." http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/2219/253018219m0sv.gif | |