Cacdeez
Registered: Nov 23, 2004 7:14 PM

ID: 26379
Title: Do not ask me for a title!
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Q: "Why worship snails?"

A: "Ah well.
Clearly, there must be worship of snails.
If there's one thing people who've spoiled Earth, and been driven to another world would think highly of, it's snails.
So patient and trustworthy.
They carry their little homes with them at all times, as part of their bodies.
If those homes are damaged, they are damaged.
See, they understand so many things that the former inhabitants of Earth failed to realize.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if they didn't worship snails."
-CJ

Q: "What does sex feel like?"

A: "It feels like BEING IMPALED BY A THOUSAND RAZOR SHARP NEEDLES, TEARING APART YOUR INSIDES, LEAVING YOU A HOLLOW SHELL DRIPPING WITH GORE AND PUTREFACATION. After, you'll be in so much agony, you'll have no choice but to take your own life.

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-Kyatsura

Cool people
1. Python
2. CJ
3. -Morrich-
4. Stone Angel




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