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ITS SPOB

Funny South Park Stuff:

Towlie: wanna get high?
Mr. Macky: M'kay
Kenny: mrrmrmrrmmr

Towlie then wacks Kenny in the head with his pipe

Stan: oh my god they killed kenny
Kyle: you bastard!
Towlie: well use this towel. next time, dont forget to bring a towel!
Pink christina agulara dog: blaaa! By: Brad Llewellyn

Cartman:But mom i have to
get the new chinpokemon
so i can defeat the evil power!
Mrs Cartman:What is the evil power Eric?
Cartman:The United states
government.
Mrs Cartman: I dont Want you to play or watch chinpokeman any more.
Cartman: oh Goddamnit!
Mr Kittles:Meow
*the next day*
Stan:why are u sad fatass?
kyle:He probably took a shit and it got stuck Ahhahaha!
Cartman:Eay
Kenny:Murmurmur
Cartman:Shut up kenny!
Kenny Mur Mer!
Cartman:Kenny, Ill kill you!
Kenny:Mur Mur Mur!
*Cartman hits Kenny With a bat*
Stan: Oh my god you killed Kenny!
Kyle:You Basterd!
By:Brett Llewellyn

Stan: Why are we triying to burn this again?
Cartman:Eay, it was your
idea!
Kenny:Mur Mur
Cartman:Watch you guys.
*grabbs hairspray bottle
and sprays kenny with it
(highly flamable!)
*Grabbs gasoline can and purs it all over kenny"s head.
Kenny: mur! mur!
*Cartman lights a match and put it onto the gasoline
Kenny:Mur! Mur!
Stan: Oh my god you killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastard!
By:Brett Llewellyn

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, Mr
Garison?Mr garrison: What did you say eric?Cartman: Ok, ok, ok how would you like to suck my balls, Mr garrison?By Brett Llewellyn

Mr Garrison:The sad girl put balls in her mouth, or in future talk gloughp.By Brett Llewellyn


Funny shit I found:

A phoenix poops on you. You later discover that you have gained 471 eem.

Hi and Welcome to gretchens girlie goods!where loads of great goods are placed So come along and buy the greatest goods in the WORLD! Yea, right. lol

For those of you who are planning on getting a sex change and those of you who rushed your registration, you can now change the gender your profile displays. --Phreak I Want one! Male, Female, Male, Female!

Some evil force doesn't seem to Fuck you much, too bad you lose 1540 eem

Strippers:
A game of chance, where what you get is determined entirely by how luck smiles apon you. You can give both eem and items for lap dances. It is the source of the local people's entertainment

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

You are not being bribed to fuck anyone, here is 2000000 eem to prove it!

You spot a Kasho while walking in the woods just outside of the settlement. Knowing better than to go near it, you run away. Too bad this Kasho has a taste for human flesh. You are now laying in a ditch, missing several fingers, and a leg.
i wanna be a titty docter

Funny and Fuced up names
(Sorry if u are on this)

*not just a pritty face(yea an ugly one)
*Crapeater(My Brother)(Does He eat shit?)
*nothingface(Where is his face!!!!!!!?)
*Kalysha sweetcheeks (nice ass?! lol)
*The Forbidden One(Why is he forbidden?Did he get into truble?)

*the end*