xXx*My List Of Stupid Questions*xXx

Why is the ‘Strongest man in the Universe’ always from Earth?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A?
Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts?
How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental arnt you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
What is a male ladybug called?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only"?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do?
Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If quizzes are quizzical then are tests, testical?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
how can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
How can you hear yourself think?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
if you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?
How does santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a shop is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?
When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Who invented accents?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why are we afraid of falling, Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do we have hot water heaters?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why don't you ever see baby pigions?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who races is not called a racist?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
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