This pets name was made to convey the fact that I have a life Yes it is rather like the pet I just made five minutes ago but this one will be longer and slightly less repeatitive Well probably not Well anways I like to say well anyways over and over again but as I said before the point of this pet is to convey the fact that I have a life My life is entirely composed of raping Saturos I like to rape other bishies too like Kador but he looks like Saturos so if I raped Kador it would basically be me raping Saturos but I still rape Saturos the mostestest because hes hot and stuff and hes kinkah but so is Kador Oh well I will just have to rape both of them at the same time then Well anyways Saturos is tainted by Menardi who in the precious pet name I killed about thirty times by throwing her off of Gaia Falls but I only killed Karst about once I think Karst taints Saturos remotely but she still taints him nonetheless so she will have to be destroyed too Karst hangs around with Agatio who is incredibly ugly and I have lovingly nicknacked him as Shit Face Well anyway he probably fell out of Tret who is the ugly tree How can a tree be ugly you ask Well this tree has a face A face which is ugly as you might have assumed It is very ugly indeed Actually it has two faces One of which is about fifty times ugly so that just doubles No Triples its overall ugliness Well anyway the other head looks like its on fire sort of and you think this would be a good thing because it would make the ugly tree AKA Tret burn down but no It just makes it uglier so Im forced to run away like a wittle girl everytime I see it lest I go blind from the sight of it And if I didnt go blind I would just be forced to gouge my eyes out with spoons because the image of the ugly tree AKA Tret would be forever scarred into my eyes But I have gone way off tracke Well anyways Agatio fell out of said ugly tree AKA Tret and I have lovingly nicknamed him Shit Face but sometimes I like to call him Shit-for-brains because hes about as clever as a box of rocks Well actually that would be heavily insulting said box of rocks because a box of rocks would look better than Agatio and would probably be about fifty times smarter too Well anyways Ive gone off track again The point is I have a life which is raping Saturos but I like to rape Kador to but I also like to rape Piers and Felix and Ivan and stuff and generally any bishie that looks like Saturos which means I like to rape Ky too because he looks like Saturos but Ky belongs to Rift yet Rift belongs to me so does that mean Ky belongs to me I think it does and because Ky looks like Saturos then I should own Saturos too Well I already do because hes my bishie and I like to keep him in my closet but PM who is Griffinsong but I shouldnt have told you that Well anyways she always sneaks in there and steals some of my bishies but I will get back at her Yes I will because I know where she keeps Ivan and her other prized bishies and I like to steal them and rape them but if PM who is Griffnsong stole Saturos then I would have to go on a rampage and destroy the universe RAWR AREZILLA SMASH Well anyways you could put this into math So I will so here goes - Are plus Saturos equals good equals bishie rape - Are minus Saturos equals bad equals Are killing everyone equals I will kill you GIVE ME BACK MY BISHIE NOW