Why hello there I am a pet made in honour of Ivan from Golden Sun Have I told you Sheba is an ugly bitch already no well then I will now She is an ugly bitch and her head is shaped like a pumpkin And she taints the whole team with her pumpkin-headed presence and Ivan is 25353634 times more sexy 69696969 Also Piers is sexy but Mia isnt shes a bitch and she scares me cause she reminds me of Aeris and Aeris is a wench shes a harlot she sucks they both suck and Yuffie sucks too and Tifas boobs are liek omg fake and Mia is a slut end I like Piers though Piers is sexy 69696 Did I already say Tifas boobs are not real No well they arent And and and Mia is a wench yes she is Isaac scares me Why does he look like Cloud Cloud scares me I want to push Isaac over the edge of the world cause he looks like Cloud and Cloud is a Chocobo Killer and he scares me and his hair is like odd and it looks like a murdered Chocobo and I dont like people who murder poor little Chocobos Oh and theres this person whos enslaving a Shanori and they should stop or this Kadorr will eat them and they will not be happy Oh and I want to shove Mia over Gaia falls cause she scares me and shes a bitch and she reminds me of Aeris Somebody should stab her with a 9 foot long sword and throw the corpse off Gaia falls Oh and did I tell you about Jenna yet Jenna scares me Her hair is like a scary colour and this pet will eat her or maim her and throw her off Gaia falls Hmm this petname is getting really long now but I havent said anything about Garet or Cid or Sephiroth or Hojo who is a little girl and should perish and Jenova who is an ugly headless thing and should marry Dullahan because theyre both headless Vincent is sexy but I dont know why he would want to hang out with stupid people like Cloud and Yuffie their presence taints his sexy self They should die PM should maul off their heads but Yuffie is likely to give her some kind of disease that will cause much pain and suffering to her and she would die But at least Yuffie would be dead and eaten and digested and gone forever MUAHHAHAHA Er yes well Menardi also sucks for she taints Saturos and Saturos really hates her and theyre not friends I know cause he told this Kadorr and this Kadorr told me and Saturos sez he sez he loves Are not Menardi Oh did I say Karst scares me and she should also be thrown over Gaia Falls and Agatio is tainted because of his ugliness oh and Sephiroth is hot and so Is Piers and so is Ivan and Felix and Saturos Theyre all sexy bitches and bishies and its not likely that theyll be wearing pants near me or Are Oh and Nanaki needs to be mentioned to for he is cool and Cait Sith is high and Im getting bored of this name now Oh wait Alex wears a bikini and he scares me cause that reminds me of Kuja oh and I like yaoi and stuff and I have a char named Cheez and one named Fis doesnt that sound like fish Wait now Im ranting again and this petname is getting really too long well Ill just say a few more things like Piers is sexy 69696969 Kinky items are fun and this pet has a really long name and I hate Mia and Yuffie and Aeris and Tifa who has fake boobs and Sheba who taints Jack o Lanterns with her oddly shaped head and Selphie is ugly an I want to steal Seph and Vince from the tainted world in that game and I want to maul Cloud and and and and Piers is sexy and I will shut up now so that this pet can eat you