Hello Im Are Im God I like to rape Saturos alot Some people say I dont have a life but theyre just stupid and ignorant I have a life My life is raping Saturos because hes hot and stuff and you arent You suck Please die Well anyway like I said I have a life which is entirely composed of raping Saturos because hes hot and stuff but he is tainted by Menardi who is a stupid hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 She should die She looks like she wears more makeup than De which is saying something Oh yes Did I tell you De is my stupid friend IRL but I dont consider her to be my friend because shes like Menardi who is a stupid hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 But then again De is also a stupid hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 so technically I should kill both of them because they are stupid but I dont consider Menardi to be my friend obviously and I dont consider De to be my friend either because she is a hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 as I said before so I pretend to be her friend so shell buy me stuff but if she buys me make-up Id kick her ass because then shed be like Menardi except its more like Menardi is like her Well anyways Menardi is stupid and so is her sister Karst I have the pet called Karst I like to pummel it with my Death Rock and so does Griffinsong who pwnz you Well anyway I like to kill this pet because her namesake is related to Menardi who is a stupid hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 and Menardi is like De who is also a stupid hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 Well anyway Karst likes Agatio which makes her look really stupid because Agatio looks like he fell out of Tret who is the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down Atleast Menardi chose a cute partner but it wasnt a very sensible choice because Saturos is mine and I will kick her ass for tainting him Well anyway Did I mention Tret is the ugly tree He is a tree that has a face which is very ugly so it makes him THE ugly tree and people like Isaac fall out of him which makes them ugly slash uglier but Isaac was terribly ugly to begin with so it didnt make much difference Oh by the way I dont like Jenna either because she likes people like Isaac who fell out of the ugly tree and Jenna is related to Felix and Jenna taints Felix because she is stupid Did I ever mention that Felix is hot and Jenna taints him so I will kill her with Menardi because Menardi is a stupid hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 and she taints Saturos Did I ever mention that Saturos is hot Well he is and stuff I like to rape him because its my job Its what I do and stuff Well anyway I hope that somebody preferably me throws Karst and Menardi and Isaac and Jenna off of Gaia Falls Oh and Tret and Agatio and Garet who smells like fish and De who is a stupid hooker slash wench slash harlot slash h0 aswell because I do not like them No I do not Well anyway Did I ever mention that Kador is also hot He belongs to Griffinsong but I stole him He looks like Saturos who is hot Did I mention that Murla is stupid She taints Kador so I will throw her off of Gaia Falls too and I will throw Menardi off of Gaia Falls too because she taints Saturos who is hot and stuff Yay and then I will rape both of them and stuff OMGOMGOMG Did I ever mention that I like to rape Piers too I didnt Oh well I will say that now then I like to rape Piers too but he is tainted by Mia who looks like Aeris Griffinsong has the pet Aeris and Aerith and Aeris Gainborough and I like to throw my Death Rock at them and I think Aeris likes to hit on Tifa Tifa is stupid she likes Cloud who has the stupidest hairstyle I have ever seen Its like a dead Chocobo OMG Chocobo murderer Well anyway I like to rape Piers but Mia is stupid and I like to rape Ivan too but he belongs to PM who is Griffinsong but I shouldnt have told you that Well anyway he belongs to PM who is Griffinsong but I like to steal him and rape him because Im really a pedophile but I shouldnt have told you that Well anyway Ivan is tainted by Sheba who has a head shaped like a pumpkin You know what She taints my Jack O Lanterns I should carve her pumpkin shaped head into a Jack O Lantern and throw it at you because you probably stopped listening about half an hour ago so Im just going to repeat myself incase you just started reading at this point Okay Well anyway all of the male characters in Golden Sun seem to be tainted but they wont be for long because I will rescue them and rape them and stuff but not Garet and Isaac beause Garet is a very smelly boy and Isaac fell out of Tret who is the ugly tree and stuff Well anyways I have a closet with my bishies in and I like to rape my bishies because they are omfg lyk smexah and PM helps me rape my bishies because bishies 0wn and stuff Well anyway This pet is dedicated to the fact that I actually have a life which as I have said before entirely consists of raping Saturos with PMs help Oh yeah I like to rape Kador and Felix and Piers and Ivan too because they all live in my closet and stuff Well anyways as I said before most are tainted by stupid female characters like Saturos who is tainted by Menardi but he is not tainted anymore because if you were paying attention you would have noticed me throwing Menardi off of Gaia Falls about thirty times Well anyway I should probably stop this now because stuff like this annoys people apparently I have no idea why Maybe theyre just ignorant Stuff like this is fun Do you not agree You do Thats good otherwise I would have to throw you off Gaia Falls like I threw Menardi and Karst and Murla and all the other characters that taint my bishies Well anyway I need to go rape Saturos because as I said before but you probably werent listening its my job and the point of this pet is to point out that I have a life which is raping Saturos so plzkthnxbye