Whore. Fucking slut. I thought I could trust you, but you had an affair with my father, screwed my boyfriend and gave the entire football team handjobs. I believed you didn't, I believed that you changed, but that picture of you and Jason broke my heart. The varsity captain showed me it. When I shared that soda with you, you gave me herpes. You fucking asshole. And I hope you realize I wrote this on Christmas you inane hypocritical slut. And a happy fucking new year and good luck in the marching band.