123It all started when our overheralded star Martin Kanou woke up in a imaginery desert It was the sixth time it had happened Feeling excessively stunned Martin Kanou groped a carrot thinking it would make him feel better but as usual it did not Happy as a frickin monkey he realized that his beloved underwear was missing Immediately he called his fundamentalist guiltdispensing friend Vice Principal Napoleon Martin Kanou had known Vice Principal Napoleon for plus or minus 20 years the majority of which were enchanting ones Vice Principal Napoleon was unique He was charismatic though sometimes a little insensitive Martin Kanou called him anyway for the situation was urgent Vice Principal Napoleon picked up to a very glad Martin Kanou Vice Principal Napoleon calmly assured him that most South American hissing sloths belch before mating yet Indonesian devil cats usually surreptitiously belch after mating He had no idea what that meant he was only concerned with distracting Martin Kanou Why was Vice Principal Napo