Once, I was walking home from preschool, when suddenly....rustle. 'What was that' I thought. I stopped briefly because I needed to piss so bad. I walked over to a nearby bush and took the longest piss ever. Once I'd finished I continued my journey home. Much later, I was getting ready for bed, I did the usual. Cleaned my teeth, washed my face, locked away my penis for safe keeping, and climbed into bed. Within minutes I was asleep, when suddenly..... shuffle. 'What the fuck was that' thought my pre pubescent mind. I pretended to be asleep while Mentally Insane shuffled out from under my bed, went over to my secret box, and STOLE my WAX REPLICA PENIS. Of course, my real cock was still attached. So I played with it and gave Mentally Insane a pearl necklace. I then proceeded to take the longest shitpiss I had ever taken on his chest.