Oh god, I need to pee really bad...But alas I am making this pet name.. Oh man, a nice tolite sounds really good right now. Hey! I'm on a laptop -unhookslaptop- Now you can come with me as I narrate myself peeing, and possibly shitting. Okay now i am walking to the bathroom. I shut the door, Take my pants off...Ohhh yea know I am shitting oh god a analgasm. GKFKSDFSFJS.. Now I am peeing it feels so good. Ahhhhhh.. Now I have to wipe. Okay, I'm taking a nice piece of tolite paper and wiping my ass. Oh wait. I think I have to poop more. While your here and I am defecating...I'm going to talk to you. Man I went to bed at like 3.00pm lastnight. And I woke up at 10.30am because some stupid shit called me. I thought maybe I set my alarm but I looked and some weird number called me..I picked it up then hung up and put it on silent. Oh, I just shit more it felt so good. My asshole is like throbbing.. Now I'm going to wipe -ripsofftolitepaper- Ahhhh, Now that I am done wiping and done with my poop story. And yes, I was actully taking a shit while writing this, right hand to god. The pet is a yellow, for pee lol and its a Kryian because I am Kryian with pleasure as I take another shit. Just kidding.