Registered: Jun 22, 2011 9:21 PM

ID: 91941
Title: Magic User
Name: Lizard God of eCritters
Gender: Male
Eem: 68,153
Pet choice: Liberate
eeMail: Send eeMail
Forum posts: Forum posts
Achievements: Member, beware of admins bearing gifts, Chatty Monkey, I am not crying. It has just been raining on my face., Gunpowder Treason, Diseased, Revolutionary, Honest, Not Going to Raisin Bread Hell (the horror), More Godly Than CJ, Excellent in Yeasty Bed, Hoarder, Zeka Rainbow, Inhumane, Not Alpha, Splash! Into the pool., What does this button do?, I am going to end up in a random shooting.
Pets: Three sharp claws, Two sets of stairs, Tony McBrony, Land before Time LXXI, How do I rearrange my pets, Electroma, Black Friday needs to die, Nine cans of Faygo, Joel Zimmerman, Damnit Moon-Moon get off of eCritters!, Eight spiders spinning, Drop Bears, eC Lawyer, I was stolen from comic 2..., Dyslexia, I dont know why I put down 71, Brick Joke, This one doesnt know about the fifth grade, Fleabag McGee, Assault Rifle, Seven paraplegics, Jesus Bunny, Give me a nickel to tickle your pickle, Touch. I remember touch., Interstella 5555, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, The Castrator, Dishonesty, Your mom doesn't have access to the Chat Bulletin., Eridan Ampora, Six revving chainsaws, Kanaya Maryam, Sollux Captor, Equius Zahhak, FIVE FUCKASSES, Close Enough, A scalemate hanging from a tree, Veni Vidi Vici, Tickled pink, Crap I hate my name, Im a better God than Cj, Karkat Vantas, Tavros Nitram, Rose Lalonde, Four cuttlefish, Went to raisin bread hell, Terezi Pyrope, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Fuckin Faygo, John Egbert, Seeweedz, If I see one more Doge meme I am shoving it up my ass, Breast Augmentation, Feferi Peixes, Offended by peanuts, Wild Suicune fainted!, Aradia Megido, Vriska Serket, Nepeta Leijon, This pet name has been stolen!, Trollface, Deadpan Snarther, Dat Ass, Gamzee Makara, Epwna, Dave Strider, Memory Wipe, More Godly than CJ, Eat your pea Professor!, Drink your pee Professor!, Pansexual, Figfag, Jade Harley, Night Fury, Tamama, Kururu, Giroro, Dororo, Professor Finch, Keroro, Everyday I'm Purplin', A dead mau5, Uncolored, Fasura, Enderman, Salad Fingers, Turbo Tastic, Argonian, Khajiit, this rat is a Speck, Mangina, Chica the Chicken, Foxy the Pirate, Bonnie the Bunny, Freddy Fazbear, Agender, Genderfluid, Draykan, Name Hoarder, Ratattack, Otherkin, Golden Freddy, Conditioner, Gangnam Style, Kinky Vibrating Zeka, For fucks sake, Taonga, All the cats fell off my bed, Purple Guy, Baymax, Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Balloon Boy, Mangle, WHY ARENT YOU IN CHURCH, Pokerus, Evil Otto, Renegades of Funk, Studio Killers, Trial and error, Extinct, Character Customisation, Krabby, Gengar, Turtwig, Spinda, Caterpie, Gogoat, Dedenne, Girafarig, Victreebel, Schizophrenia, Malamar, Springtrap, Madjick, Beefwee, Christian Weston Chandler, sorrynotsorry, Alfred Alfer, Sorry I keep making pets, GG Allin, Mad Dummy, Two for me, An escaped Uni from neopets, Placeholder, Flowey, SJW, Merry Go Round, Burgerpants, Temmie, -Insert Bee Movie Script here-, Food baby, Sonic Sez, Markiplier, Scraf tit, Alphass, I wish I had a Kadorr in real life, Fly Me To The Moon, I had to buy a new Sims 4 game, I am such a name hoarder, Agalmatophilia, Incorporeal, Dr. Alphys, Im mutating, How Ba-a-a-ad can I be, Tamatoa, Its Your Boy Guzma, Labrador Retriever, Border Collie, Rough Collie, Weimerainer, Saint Bernard, Basset Hound, Beagle, Sonja Pitcher, Greyhound, The Dragon's Hoard, Becky Popstar, FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR DON'T BELONG DON'T EXIST DON'T GIVE A SHIT DON'T EVER JUDGE ME, Mrs. Nesbitt, You'll float too, Experiment 624 Angel, Experiment 626 Stitch, Phear Lap, Cala Maria, Rumor Honeybottoms, Hopus Pocus, Congenital Disease, Djimmi the Great, Wally Warbles, Beppi the Clown, Werner Werman, King Dice, Extreme Pollination and Total Domination, Grim Matchsticks, Mugman, Cuphead, Cagney Carnation, Cursed Rat, I spread the Zika virus, Turn Down for What, Dinglehopper, I haven't made this one in a while, I don't know. It's green., Spiderman is dead. I killed him., Rats. We're Rats. We're the Rats. We prey at night we stalk at night. We're the Rats. I'M DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES. Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into., MOAR TIWAZ, Why does eC have so many bird pets. Seriously there's like five of them., Colon Three, Does he look like a bitch, Scrafty's eCritter form, I could go on forever, The Contender, Dalmatian, Pomeranian, Chinese Crested, Bull Terrier, Pembroke Welsh Corgi, Doberman Pinscher , American Pit Bull Terrier, Rat Terrier, Yorkshire Terrier, Papillon, Siberian Husky, Alaskan Malamute, French Bulldog, English Mastiff, Great Dane, Shih Tzu, Old English Sheepdog, Japanese Akita, Pointer, Newfoundland, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Shiba Inu, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Bernese Mountain Dog, Bichon Frise, English Cocker Spaniel, American Cocker Spaniel, Miniature Pinscher, Shetland Sheepdog, German Shorthaired Pointer, Afghan Hound, Airedale Terrier, Pekingnese, American Foxhound, Basenji, Borzoi, Mimikyu, David Bowie Knife, Aveture, I cant play a trumpet correctly, Sheep 2, Sheep 1, Hunkahunka Bird of Love, Remember the time Donald Trump was attacked by a bald eagle. True symbolism., One eyed one horned flying purple people eater, Toriel, Asgore, Asriel, Owned by the Illuminati, Frog Legs, Dalek Sec, Dalek Thay, Dalek Caan, Dalek Jast, u wot m8, Cardigan Welsh Corgi, Dachshund, Jack Russel Terrier, Great Pyrenees, Italian Greyhound, Whippet, Irish Setter, Irish Wolfhound, Japanese Spitz, Japanese Chin, Kuvasz, Komondor, Lhasa Apso, Pharaoh Hound, Portuguese Water Dog, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Saluki, Samoyed, Xoloitzcuintli, Welsh Terrier, Cab Calloway, Benny Goodman, Ella Fitzgerald, Nat King Cole, Duke Ellington, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Billie Holiday, Herbie Hancock, Magical Cat, Fnar, For no apparent reason, What the frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac does she think she's doing, South Park The Stick of Truth, South Park The Fractured But Whole, Them's Fightin' Herds, Starbound, Night In The Woods, Undertale, Five Night at Freddy's, Dashbored, Stardew Valley, Terraria, Minecraft, Garry's Mod, Peter Piper Pizza, Arby's, Jason's Deli, Outback Steakhouse, Olive Garden, White Castle, Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks Coffee, Chipotle Mexican Grill, Tropical Smoothie Cafe, Panda Express, Papa John's Pizza, The Cheesecake Factory, Red Lobster, Red Robin, Hi welcome to Chili's, Five Guys Burgers, Jersey Mike's Subs, Macca's, Hungry Jack's, Nostalgia Chick, Nostalgia Critic, WatchMojo, Dorkly, MatthewSantoro, The Amazing Athiest, Roosterteeth, Sr. Pelo, The Living Tombstone, ProZD, Jacksepticeye, Game Grumps, Team Four Star, Kylee Henke, The Elder Scrolls, Mufasa Scar Simba Nala Sarabi Timon Pumbaa Rafiki Zazu Banzai Shenzi Ed Sarafina Kiara Kovu Zira Vitani Nuka, Why am I laughing so much, Do you remember the 21st night of September, Alaskan Bull Worm, I used to hate Spongebob but now I see that it is Patrick Star that is the true menace, 200 Percent Mad, She's a maniac maniac on the floor. And she's dancing like she's never danced before, Tiwaz Here, Smoking the finest Kushy, Finel Fantasy, Crop Circle, Daft Punk, Omnicide, Regicide, Patricide, Matricide, Pesticide, Herbicide, Spermicide, Avicide, Virucide, Infanticide, Fratricide, Sororicide, Sans, The Absolute God of Hyperdeath, You dirty brother killer, Tinkle Tinkle Hoy, Bonetrousle, Monster Kid, Dog Marriage, Froggit, Endogeny, Megalovania, Snowdrake, Tem Shop, Tsunderplane, Mettaton, Napstablook, Doggo, High Society, This turtle will doom us all, Floraphilia, Chocorgasm, Coweaters, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, One Punch Man, Fairy Tail, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Elfen Lied, Shingeki no Kyogin, Aggretsuko, Pop Team Epic, Chi's Sweet Home, Dr. Doctor, Token, Kyeu-te, Neightmare Moon, The Zeka Virus, Every single pet is a loyal follower of the Church of Scrafty. All hail the Lizard God of eC., Jet City Woman, Jenny darling you're my best friend, Dr. Kahl's Robot, Dr. Kahl, Sally Stageplay, Baroness von Bon-Bon, Hilda Berg, Weepy Onion, Moe Tato, Psycarrot, Captain Brineybeard, Wally Warbles Jr., Blind Specter, Blaze Brothers, Goopy le Grande, Head of the Train, Croaks, Ribby, Boxlio, Chips Bettigan, Mangosteen, Mr. Wheezy, Mr. Chimes, Pirouletta, Pip and Dot, Tipsy Troop, Elder Kettle, Old Scratch, Porkrind, Legendary Chalice, Mrs. Chalice, Chef Saltbaker, The Announcer, Bendy the Dancing Demon, Boris the Wolf, Alice Angel, Diamond Dog, Yungoose, Midnight Lycanroc, Midday Lycanroc, Decidueye, Incineroar, Primarina, Crabrawler, Mudsdale, Taco Hell, 420 Blaze It, The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, Chik-fil-a, Pinques, What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet. Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere anytime and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't you didn't and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead kiddo., Carcinogenic, Sylveon, Leafeon, Dewgong, Buneary, Mudbray, You are likely to be eaten by a grue., Neila, Maline, McCreeper, Larilyn, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Period blood on his shirt, I don't give a flying fuck, This cat is so damn clingy sometimes, Hate Sink, Death of the Universe, Nobody can stop me now, Move aside TA Storage. I'm going to be the one with the most pets., Seagulls. Stop it now., Bette Davis, Joe DeMaggio, Run run run jump., I can be a backpack while you run, Tempest Shadow, Fizzlepop Berrytwist, Micropenis, stfu random event, Can't you be funny without being racist sexist homophobic ableist or bigoted in any way, La Llorona, Her lips reach the floor, Zapitize, Basically Retardo Hypnotism, Filled with so much gravy, I like pickles, Hold the Onions, I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft four by four animal-style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim., I want to be a Totodile, Dr. Frank Sloth, Lord Kass, Tormund Ellis, Anal Beads, Cat Mario, The Final Boss, Hoppaki King, Rampaging Ram, Too Cold, Up Your Pants Leg, And This One, Single Coin Hoard, Good Lord Someone Feed Me, Troll in the Dungeon, Anyone coming back to eC is probably MI or Leo, Cage Muncher, Song of the Angels, Groundskeeper Willie, Montgomery Burns, Nelson Muntz, Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Edna Krabappel, Ralph Wiggum, Troy McClure, Moe Szyslak, Barney Grumble, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Seymour Skinner, Steamed Hams, Hans Moleman, Waylon Smithers, Milhouse Van Houten, Lunch Lady Doris, Volcanion, Marshadow, Pheromosa, Nihilego, Guzzlord, Xurkitree, Buzzwole, Kartana, Celesteela, Poipole, Naganadel, Stakataka, Blacephalon, Zeraora, eSwatini, Bat Outta Hell, Ix-nay on the upid-stay, James P. Sullivan, Mike Wazowski, Pinch Punch First of the Month, Remember when there was actual site updates instead of just the weekly lottery winner., Flowers for Algernon, Queen Amedala, LeifKB's Rubber Bath Toy, I bet when Godzilla was first released God was like Holy Shit That Name Is Way Cooler, Fleshbag, Skizzors, Spreet, The Cheekbone that can cut through glass, The Shape of Water, I Just Want Doomsday To Hit Us Already, Net Neutrality, S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F E-E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-Y Safe-Safe-Safe-Safe Dance-Dance-Dance-Dance, Nincada, Hellen Keller, Dual Income No Kids, eClitters, eShitters, peeShitters, eTitters, The Floor is Lava, Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt, Triffid, Twinkies, Didja hear the one about Alfred, Herobrine, My creation was an accident, hh gregg, Neosporin, Peyote, Bufo toad, PCP, Krokodil, Jenkem, Methamphetamines, Ketamine, Ethanol, Datura, THC, DXM, Garfielf, I fuck the dead., I love it when they're cold., Disco Inferno, Audio Video Disco, Seriously running out of ideas, I made hundreds of pets in the past 24 hours, Chika Cherry Cola, M Night Shyamalan, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Weakest Link, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, The Price is Right, Midnight Toker, Sour Dour Flower, Phantom Express, The Root Pack, Woke, Swole, I will go down with this ship, Little China Girl, Pet Shop Boys, Suffragette City, Space Oddity, Super Shit, Festering Cesspool, Asperger's Syndrome, Kuzco, White Cis Straight Christian Male, Bump in the Night, Cheerilee, Doctor Whooves, Lyra Heartstrings, Drip Tiberius Rat, The Entire Jewish Population, Chocolate Milk, Giuseppe, Cyberman, Deleted, Are you smarter than a 5th grader, Family Feud, Deal or No Deal, Hollywood Squares, The Family Jewels, The Crystal Gems, Steven Universe, Greg Universe, Insanity Wolf, Courage Wolf, Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-it Ralph, Sergeant Calhoun, Fix-it Felix, Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr, Frozone, Thorny, Moirail, Kismesis, Matesprit, Auspistice, Leopard Gecko, Fre Sha Voca Do, Soft and Squishy, Sharp and Pointy, I really really really really really really like you, Fuk Mi, Fuk Yu, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Do a barrel roll, You should learn to code., Noob Opressor, 01.01, 01.02, 01.03, 01.04, 01.05, 01.06, 01.07, 01.08, 01.09, 01.10, 01.11, 01.12, 01.13, 01.14, 01.15, 01.16, 01.17, 01.18, 01.19, 01.20, 01.21, 01.22, 01.23, 01.24, 01.25, 01.26, 01.27, 01.28, 01.29, 01.30, 01.31, Birdemic, Philadelphia Freedom, Photoshop, a gross rodent that likes to dig through trash and fuck bitches, Flea Circus, Every Villain Is Lemons, Skrillex, Vivisection, Archaeopteryx, Fledgeling, Fuck my life, Then there's this thing, A Proud Unvegan, I own a piece of history, Dudebro, Incel, Let's have some fun this beat is sick, Cabbage, Hot Wheels, Parody, Shoutout, Blatant rip-off, Rated H for Honest, Everything I do is to impress Leif, PLEASE LOTTERY JUST LET ME WIN WITH MY ONE TICKET, Peabrain, Feeble Minded, STAFF STOP RETIRING ITEMS, Necromancer, Ghast, Changeling, Spectator, Flying-type, Water-type, Normal-type, Bug-type, Ghost-type, Dark-type, Grass-type, Dragon-type, Ground-type, Poison-type, Psychic-type, Electric-type, Fighting-type, Rock-type, Steel-type, Fairy-type, Ice-type, Fire-type, Professor Baldi, I'm too fucking green, Bitcoin, Demonic Possession, Ayds, The I before E rule is bullshit, Puberty, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Church's Chicken, Friendship isn't real, Every man for himself, That's my secret Cap. I'm always angry., Blockbuster, Difficult, Lake Nyos, Imagine how is touch the sky, Big Meaty Claws, Rapeseed, Charlie Barkin, Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Greatest Of All Time, Juggalo, Thackery Binx, Potoooooooo, Vandagyre, Blumaroo, Jetsam, Krawk, Moehog, Ogrin, Tuskaninny, Usul
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Last Updated: Jun. 17th 2014

So you're bored enough to view my profile, eh ...? Well there's not much to look at right now but that will change soon enough. Why? Because I find it lacking at the moment. But once I'm through with it, you will then witness a profile that reflects the intelligence humor insanity sheer awesomeness that is Scrafty.

Scrafty is a fan of:
Harry Potter
Pokemon (the games)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dragonball Z
Legend of Zelda
Daft Punk
Doctor Who
Don't hug me I'm scared
Animation in general
Jack (webcomic)
Other things I'll probably never get around to listing...

Awesome Threads
The Floor is LAVA
The (unofficial) Church of Scrafty
God Children
Colorful Tree.

You may not know it, but I ran a sort of unofficial eCritters webcomic back in late 2011 known as Scrafty's Diary. I had taken a break from it due to trolling and such and just never picked it back up again. You can still read them below but, it's stupid. XD
In which Scrafty mounts a wild horse.
In which Scrafty "robs" a user shop.
In which Scrafty meets Scraggy.
In which Scrafty learns some fun news.