| Registered: | Nov 4, 2004 1:56 AM |
| ID: | 25194 |
| Title: | Magic User |
| Name: | Y HELO THAR!!! BUTTSEX?!?!?! |
| Gender: | Male |
| Eem: | 86,434,511 |
| Pet choice: | Ignore |
| eeMail: | Send eeMail |
| Forum posts: | Forum posts |
| Achievements: | Member, Sir, Plot Contributor, Snoogy Woogy, Minister of Shirtless Men, Still Alive in 2023 |
| Pets: | GTFO, Will give head for pennies, Frotteurism, Vorarephilia, Penis Head, Bestiality, Klismaphilia, Mysophilia, Necrophilia, Scoptophilia, Troilism, Stigmatophilia, Urophilia, Voyeurism, Somnophilia, Salirophilia, Sotophilia, Forniphilia, Looner, DILF, Snowballing, Pile of shit with teeth, I CAME, lolwtf, Wangdoodle, My neck is broken, Needs to diet, Fanged Penis, Statuephilia, Arse Biscuit, Erotophonophilia, Asphyxiophilia, Asphyxiate, Jarsquatter, Sthenolagnia, Apotemnophilia, Hybristophilia, Podophilia, Zoophilia, Scopophilia, Apodysophilia, Telephonicophilia, Urophagia, Trichophilia, Peodeiktophilia, How the fuck am I supposed to walk on these spindly legs, Pthirus, Formicophilia, Fucksticks, Uncircumsized, Snuffleupagus, Naughty Nursey, Stick your head up a Unicorn, Busty, BeepBeepMozzZaaMayoThinger!, Runs With Scissors |
| Last seen: | 23 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours, 16 minutes ago |
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...Leif really does come up with the funniest things xD ~~~~~~ Don't take offence if I ignore your mails. Well, you can take offence if you want, as I most probably wont notice you being offended. Anyhow, unless you're someone I like, I'm not likely to respond. Even then, I could possibly like you quite a bit and I may just be having one of those days/weeks/months/years/decades where I don't feel like having a one on one conversation. Honestly, if I had decent social skills, would I have stayed on this website so long? o_o ******************************************* RIP Steve Irwin An interesting day at the Rainbow Bridge. Rainbow Bridge is a place of both peace and anticipation as departed pets await their beloved owners. There are plenty of things to keep them contented while they wait: trees you can't get stuck in, endless meadows, splashing streams, thickets perfect to hide in for pounce-attack games. But one day the residents noticed some rather...unusual newcomers arrive. The koalas and the kangaroos slipped in rather quietly, but then came the bearded dragons, the skinks and the goannas. The influx of snakes startled an entire family of cats up a tree. Pythons, cobras, tiger snakes, brown snakes and even fierce snakes. There were so many at one point, it seemed the ground itself was alive with writhing. A burly wombat shouldered his way through the crowd and plopped down in a shady spot, barely missing a Jack Russell terrier who yapped indignantly as he abandoned his position. And then the crocodiles showed up. Finally, a Great Dane managed to get up enough nerve to approach one of the reptillian giants. Um....excuse me, he said hesitantly. But why are you all here? The croc dropped her jaw and laughed. Same as you, mate, she said. Waitin' for someone who loved us. The dogs, cats, gerbils and other typical pets looked at each other in confusion, then at the plethora of weird, ugly and downright deadly creatures assembled. Who on Earth could possibly love some of those faces? I see him! shouted a green mamba from his vantage point in one of the trees. A cacophony of squeeks, hisses, bellows and roars erupted as the mob surged forward toward a lone human walking across the field toward the bridge. The other animals managed to catch a glimpse of him before he was overwhelmed by the crowd. CRIKEY! he shouted joyously right before he was bowled over by the wombat. Well I'll be, said a Persian as she tidied up her fur. It's that Aussie my human liked to watch on TV. Had to be the craziest human on the whole planet. Oh, please, remarked a echidna as he hurried by. Is it really that that crazy to passionately love something God made? Written by drharper ***Note to self*** 05th March 2014 CJ: Who wants to take a sandwich bet with me CJ: On whether or not WWIII is happening CJ: Loser buys winner a sandwich CJ: In five years St Fu: Okay. I'm betting on it not happening. Sure it's a war, but not the start of WWIII. ,,,not yet anyway. CJ: K CJ: We'll check back in a couple years. | |
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