St Fu
Registered: Nov 4, 2004 1:56 AM

ID: 25194
Title: Magic User
Name: Y HELO THAR!!! BUTTSEX?!?!?!
Gender: Male
Eem: 1,192,954,850
Pet choice: Ignore
eeMail: Send eeMail
Forum posts: Forum posts
Achievements: Member, Sir, Plot Contributor, Snoogy Woogy, Minister of Shirtless Men
Pets: GTFO, Will give head for pennies, Frotteurism, Vorarephilia, Penis Head, Bestiality, Klismaphilia, Mysophilia, Necrophilia, Scoptophilia, Troilism, Stigmatophilia, Urophilia, Voyeurism, Somnophilia, Salirophilia, Sotophilia, Forniphilia, Looner, DILF, Snowballing, Pile of shit with teeth, I CAME, lolwtf, Wangdoodle, My neck is broken, Needs to diet, Fanged Penis, Statuephilia, Arse Biscuit, Erotophonophilia, Asphyxiophilia, Asphyxiate, Jarsquatter, Sthenolagnia, Apotemnophilia, Hybristophilia, Podophilia, Zoophilia, Scopophilia, Apodysophilia, Telephonicophilia, Urophagia, Trichophilia, Peodeiktophilia, How the fuck am I supposed to walk on these spindly legs, Pthirus, Formicophilia, Fucksticks, Uncircumsized, Snuffleupagus, Naughty Nursey, Stick your head up a Unicorn, Busty, BeepBeepMozzZaaMayoThinger!, Runs With Scissors
Shops:STFU and GTFO, Things I Like, Yes please!, Things I found in my butt, Fix Fix Fix Fix Fix
Last seen: 7 weeks, 6 days, 54 minutes ago

Quote by CJ:
STFU Leveled Up!

+3 Delicious Pancake Skills
+1 Satisfying Cravings
+2 Gaining Ten Pounds
-1 Self-Restraint
-2 Taking Responsibility for Own Folly


Quote by LeifKB:
I'm just a big bad mean guy, so just dismiss everything I have to say.


Quote by LeifKB:
Quote by fosterfunk:
why is gay marrige even an issue? By: fosterfunk
because people are fucking assholes?

Because of anal. Yes.


Quote by SassyGirl05:
Quote by totallydramatic:
So many virgins. o.o

We're on a virtual pet website.........


Quote by Alpha:
I have the weirdest boner right now



Quote by LeifKB:
You're a Buttom. ;_;

xD


Quote:
St Fu: In other news. Happy Artti Day Everyone! <3
LeifKB: Artii day?!
St Fu: Artti's birthday! Celebrate doggy style! ...take that how you will =x
LeifKB: ...
LeifKB: Orgy in his honor? :x
Alpha: ....D:
St Fu: xD Hi Alpha! <3
LeifKB: ...
LeifKB: Don't you love Artti, Alpha?
LeifKB: Don't you want to have an orgy for your beloved pet?
Alpha: No thank you. D:
LeifKB: ...
LeifKB: *puts penis away*
LeifKB: *leaves awkwardly*
St Fu: Ooo! How's that for timing! Just got the Alpha's Virginity event lol!
Alpha: ;_____________________________;


Quote:

Hug: his lips feel like the underside of a toad, in a really good way

o_o

Quote:

Alpha: This damn cat.... Fluffy hopped on my bed, got annoying, so I shoved her off. She waited 30 seconds and hopped right back on, but laid down in a less annoying spot... So clingy.
St Fu: Alpha is loved <3
Alpha: Covered in pussy, as usual.
bruised! : /hops on alpha
bruised! : GIDDYUP!
Alpha: Furry pussies only!
bruised! : I'M RIDING YOU NAKED!!


Quote:

LeifKB: Oi.
LeifKB: St Fu.
LeifKB: Give me all your eem or I freeze Anima.
Caruhi: leif the tyrant
St Fu: You can't buy a fur-suit with Eem =x
LeifKB: STOP
LeifKB: CALLING
LeifKB: ME
LeifKB: A
LeifKB: SICKO


Quote:

LeifKB: ......
Magpie.Brews: something wrong, leif?
LeifKB: ...
Magpie.Brews: ...
St Fu: Leif is being an ellipsis for Halloween! We must tremble with antici...pation <3
LeifKB: you all
LeifKB: care too much
LeifKB: about your pets
St Fu: Darn, now he's out of costume
Magpie.Brews: I've got this cinnamon candle burning... and homg, it smells so amazing! Like if you bottled the taste of cinnamon toast crunch into a scent!
St Fu: I would eat that candle.
Magpie.Brews: Leif, stop breaking out of character. It ruins my sense of immersion
LeifKB: No, I'm going as uncomfortable truths following ellipses, not just ellipses.
St Fu: Oh, well in that case, you win Halloween



Quote:
LeifKB: High brow conversation, guys.
LeifKB: Top notch stuff.
bruised! : shut up poop dick


Quote:

LeifKB: FUCK.
LeifKB: FUCK YOU.
LeifKB: FUCK YOUR MOM
LeifKB: FUCK YOU
LeifKB: FUCK
LeifKB: FUCK
Leif Translator: I am displeased
Leif Translator: Also my diaper may need changing
LeifKB: I DO NOT WEAR A DIAPER. I USE A TOILET.
LeifKB: FUCK.
LeifKB: FACTUALLY.
LeifKB: FUCKING.
LeifKB: INACCURATE.
LeifKB: MOTHERFUCKING.
LeifKB: FUCK
Leif Translator: Please pay attention to me. I am so desperately lonely. Yesterday I had to talk to my toothbrush. I need a hug.


Quote:

LeifKB: good lord
LeifKB: you endorse one photo
LeifKB: ONE PHOTO
LeifKB: of a horse in a suit
LeifKB: and suddenly you're some kind of horsefucker
LeifKB: for life
LeifKB:


...Leif really does come up with the funniest things xD
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Don't take offence if I ignore your mails. Well, you can take offence if you want, as I most probably wont notice you being offended.
Anyhow, unless you're someone I like, I'm not likely to respond.
Even then, I could possibly like you quite a bit and I may just be having one of those days/weeks/months/years/decades where I don't feel like having a one on one conversation.

Honestly, if I had decent social skills, would I have stayed on this website so long? o_o


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RIP Steve Irwin

An interesting day at the Rainbow Bridge.

Rainbow Bridge is a place of both peace and anticipation as departed pets await their beloved owners. There are plenty of things to keep them contented while they wait: trees you can't get stuck in, endless meadows, splashing streams, thickets perfect to hide in for pounce-attack games.

But one day the residents noticed some rather...unusual newcomers arrive.

The koalas and the kangaroos slipped in rather quietly, but then came the bearded dragons, the skinks and the goannas. The influx of snakes startled an entire family of cats up a tree. Pythons, cobras, tiger snakes, brown snakes and even fierce snakes. There were so many at one point, it seemed the ground itself was alive with writhing. A burly wombat shouldered his way through the crowd and plopped down in a shady spot, barely missing a Jack Russell terrier who yapped indignantly as he abandoned his position.
And then the crocodiles showed up.

Finally, a Great Dane managed to get up enough nerve to approach one of the reptillian giants.

Um....excuse me, he said hesitantly. But why are you all here?

The croc dropped her jaw and laughed. Same as you, mate, she said. Waitin' for someone who loved us.

The dogs, cats, gerbils and other typical pets looked at each other in confusion, then at the plethora of weird, ugly and downright deadly creatures assembled. Who on Earth could possibly love some of those faces?

I see him! shouted a green mamba from his vantage point in one of the trees. A cacophony of squeeks, hisses, bellows and roars erupted as the mob surged forward toward a lone human walking across the field toward the bridge. The other animals managed to catch a glimpse of him before he was overwhelmed by the crowd.

CRIKEY! he shouted joyously right before he was bowled over by the wombat.

Well I'll be, said a Persian as she tidied up her fur. It's that Aussie my human liked to watch on TV. Had to be the craziest human on the whole planet.

Oh, please, remarked a echidna as he hurried by. Is it really that that crazy to passionately love something God made?

Written by drharper


***Note to self***
05th March 2014
CJ: Who wants to take a sandwich bet with me
CJ: On whether or not WWIII is happening
CJ: Loser buys winner a sandwich
CJ: In five years
St Fu: Okay. I'm betting on it not happening. Sure it's a war, but not the start of WWIII. ,,,not yet anyway.
CJ: K
CJ: We'll check back in a couple years.